Real Life Crime
Great, the drug epidemic has hit South America…Â

Anyone already pining for The Wire could do a lot worse than hang out with Man United midfielder, Anderson.
In a recent report by the Associated Press, it appears that the footballer was caught speaking on a wiretap to Ronaldinho about attending a party with a drug trafficker called Richard Alex Martins - the very same Senor Martins who was arrested on Monday in a massive exciting drugs bust at Anderson’s home in Porto Alegre.

Tags: AC Milan, Anderson, Brazil, drugs bust, man united, Ronaldinho, The Wire
Posted: September 25th, 2008 by Josh Burt
Glitzy Evening
Ryan Giggs: True Red pulls out all the stars

On Monday, a DVD celebrating Ryan Giggs’ illustrious 17-year career will be released, and in celebration a premiere of the film was held in Manchester. Carlos Tevez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wes Brown, Rio Ferdinand, Anderson, Nani, Patrice Evra, Nemanja Vidic, Park Ji-Sung, Dimitar Berbatov, Owen Hargreaves, Jonny Evans, John O’Shea and Michael Carrick all walked the carpet rocking a snazzy jeans/ white shirt/ blazer combo in honour of the Welshman. Rio even augmented his outfit with a cravat, making him look dead sophisticated.
Celebrity fans Angus Deyton, Peter Hook and monkey man Ian Brown also turned out, but those reinforced crowd barriers were severly tested by the cream of Manchester’s acting talent, including True Red narrator Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Max Beesley and Corrie’s Kevin Webster.
Liam Fray of The Courteneers said:

Tags: Anderson, Angus Deyton, Carlos Tevez, Dimitar Berbatov, DVD, Ian Brown, John O'Shea, Jonny Evans, Liam Fray, Manchester Utd, Michael Carrick, Nani, Nemanja Vidic, Owen Hargreaves, Park Ji-Sung, Patrice Evra, Peter Hook, Premiere, Rio Ferdinand, Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, True Red, Wes Brown
Posted: September 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Bored Games
Anderson and Tevez test their mental agility
The semi-finals of the men’s Olympic football tournament will be played tomorrow, where Argentina and Brazil will battle it out for a guaranteed medal. As an incredibly exciting precursor, ‘Manchester Unite’ stars Anderson and Carlos Tevez have been pitting their wits against one another at Connect Four, snap and Jenga.
So, do these rudimentary games give Fergie’s men the edge on the pitch? Find out The Spoiler’s verdict after the jump…

Tags: Alex Ferguson, Anderson, Argentina, Beijing 2008, Brazil, Carlos Tevez, Connect Four, Jenga, Manchester Utd, Olympics, Snap, training
Posted: August 18th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Beijing Hotshots
Feast your eyes on some football players in China

Perhaps one day someone will start a sentence with “there’s an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman” without it being a joke about people in boxes saying “potatoes” - it could even be used to introduce a Great British football line up. How wonderful would that be? Although, of course, the Irishman would have to come from the less green-grassy part of the emerald isle, and more the cobbled street bit where horses run wild (that’s the north, right?). Until that day, though, we’re going to have to content ourselves by gazing jealously at the other countries who get to call their footballers Olympians. Here’s eleven to keep a hungry eye on this year…
GK Brad Guzan, USA
Aston Villa’s (other) new American goalkeeper called Brad, the USA’s decision to make him one of their three over-23 players - he turns 24 during the tournament - shows just how great he is. That, of course, will count for nothing when he gets to Villa and warms the bench for the next decade, as Friedel becomes steadily more decrepit but still brilliant.
DL Marcelo, Brazil
Real Madrid signed the left wing-back in 2007 and he became a regular starter last season, pushing Gabriel Heinze into the centre. Unsurprisingly, he gets compared to Roberto Carlos - everyone does - and found the net on his international debut against Wales.
DC Vincent Kompany, Belgium
For those who spend their weekends playing Football Manager instead of talking to girls, you already know this guy, he’s one of the best buys in the game, damn it! And as it turns out, the 22-year-old isn’t too shabby in real life either. Right now he’s at Martin Jol’s Hamburg, and The Spoiler’s computerised West Ham.
DC Ezequiel Garay, Argentina
With all the Ronaldo talk this summer, Garay’s arrival at the

Tags: Alexandre Pato, Anderson, Argentina, Belgium, Brad Guzan, Brazil, Brian McBride, Diego, Ezequiel Garay, Freddy Adu, gold medal, Guiseppe Rossi, Holland, Javier Mascherano, Jo, Kew Jaliens, Lionel Messi, Lucas, Marcelo, Michael Bradley, Olympic football, Olympics 2008, Rafinha, Riccardo Montolivo, Ronaldinho, Roy Makaay, Royston Drenthe, Ryan Babel, Ryan Nelsen, Salomon Kalou, Sergio Aguero, USA, Victor Anichebe, Vincent Kompany
Posted: August 7th, 2008 by Josh Burt