Tragic injustice struck the world’s greatest WAG Giorgia Palmas yesterday, as she narrowly scraped a victory on The Spoiler, and suffered a crushing defeat over at On205th. It’s criminal, and I have no idea how Terrie B (who?) will sleep at night after learning of her success. (Actually, it will probably be next to a handsome sportsman on top of a large pile of money.)
Today, Andy Roddick’s swimsuit model wife-to-be takes on Gianluigi Buffon’s former Miss Czech Republic…
Round Six: Brooklyn Decker/ Alena Seredova
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More pictures of Brooklyn here, more of Alena here
Okay, so Brooklyn Decker isn’t strictly a female tennis player. In fact, whether she has ever played tennis or not isn’t even known. Not by anyone. But what we do know is that she’s engaged to Andy Roddick - he’s the big serving American hopeful who tumbled out of Wimbledon just yesterday, putting paid to any chance of catching a glimpse of her in the crowd. What an idiot.
Not only has the former world number one had to endure the hell of an international tennis career (he’s been off form lately, but currently riding high at the Miami Open), but his elbow is constantly being tugged by beautiful women. After parting ways with actress Mandy Moore, he stumbled upon nineteen-year-old model Brooklyn Decker, no doubt while absent-mindedly working through a copy of Sports Illustrated. Their love has blossomed, and now A-Rod will get unlimited access to the hottest WAG in tennis, as they announced their engagement yesterday.
