The Spoiler

Liverpool’s £20m striker bid, Arshavin’s Russia pleas, Danielle Lloyd goes swimming


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Henrik Larsson wants you to eat more muesli
[101GG]

German footballer lets us know which cars are the best to have sex in
[Dirty Tackle]

Andrei Arshavin wants Guus Hiddink to quit Chelsea
[Tribal Football]

Anna Kournikova plays ‘beer pong’ (drunk table tennis?) with Jimmy Fallon
[Warming Glow]

Rafa Benitez may help Valencia pay the bills by taking David Silva off their hands
[Daily Mail]

Danielle Lloyd swimming fun
[Nuts]

Come Twitter with us
[Twitter]

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Posted: March 27th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Spurs’ latest transfer targets, Liverpool FC aftershave and Michelle Marsh


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NBA star Devin Harris is probably regretting his trip to London

Fernando Alonso hates Lewis Hamilton - who knew?
[Grid Crasher]

WAG Michelle Marsh is looking rather splendid
[WithLeather]

Anna Kournikova is back in the game!
[Polite Applause]

Are Spurs about to steal Bayern Munich’s prized assets?
[Bild]

Fabio Capello is not easily distracted
[Kickette]

Liverpool are all set to release a fragrance for Christmas
[EPL Talk]

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Posted: October 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Walcott’s woman, Anna Kournikova, bulletproof clothes, soul music


Meanwhile, elsewhere on the so-called “internet”…

Let’s all get in the mood with Sly Slick and Wicked… 

Theo’s woman Melanie Slade looking HOT!

[Kickette]

Anna Kournikova goes yachting

[via With Leather]

Deathproof outfits to get shot in

[The New York Times]

America’s answer to Gregory’s Girl, only real

[Machochip]

Meet the X Factor finalists

[Chickendinner]

Kevin Pietersen, pop star

[Polite Applause]

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Posted: October 7th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Robinho is staying at Real Madrid and Anna Kournikova is back in a bikini


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kaka and Robinho

According to Football365, Brazilian man-o’-sex Robinho won’t be gracing the Premier League this season

Anna Kournikova is back doing what she does best: modelling
[Maxim]

Mika Hakkinen is now going out with a stripper
[Grid Crasher]

Betting on the Olympics or the Premier League? Fancy a £30 punt for free?
[Ladbrokes]

Bild are very wisely devoting time to former Miss Paraguay contestant and Olympic javelin star Leryn Franco
[Bild]

Some wise words on the crappiness of the transfer window
[The Offside]

Six qualities Fabio Capello looks for in an England captain
[Pies]

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Posted: August 20th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 151: Elsa Benítez


No relation to Rafa, we presume

Elsa Benítez

One may think The Spoiler is scraping the WAG barrel by dedicating a day to the former wife of a retired Lebanses-American basketball player, but a cursory glance at Mexican supermodel Elsa Benítez will prove otherwise. The 30-year-old beauty was married to Rony Seikaly (twelve years her senior) for nearly six years, but since 1995 has been bringing in the bacon for herself with high profile photoshoots with Vogue, Elle, Victoria’s Secret and various other arty publications that make it justifiable for her to show the world her boobs.

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Posted: August 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Anna Kournkova’s bikini, Beijing’s racism and Ramon Calderon’s lies


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The Offside bring us an incredible penalty rebound miss

West Ham are favourites against unbeaten MLS All-Stars tonight
[chickendinner]

Beijing improves its pre-Olympic public perception by banning blacks and Mongolians from one of its bars
[Deadspin]

Who the hell is… Valon Behrami?
[Pies]

Mmmm… American grid girls
[Grid Crasher]

Anna Kournikova brings her bikini to the beach
[On205th]

Ramon Calderon claims he doesn’t talk about footballers who don’t play for Real
[Football 365]

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Posted: July 24th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sexy Wimbledon Lady No.10: Anna Kournikova


Look, it was her or Mauresmo, okay!

kournikova-main.jpg

Hey, who cares that Kournikova hasn’t picked up a racket in about five years? Or that she pretty much fluked her way to the Wimbledon semi-finals over ten years ago and never achieved anything else? The woman invented pretty tennis players. Before that, the best you could hope for was Gabriela Sabatini, and even she looked a bit like a man.

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Posted: July 3rd, 2008 by Josh Burt

Anna Kournikova blogs, Avram parties and America forgets about Beckham


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Fancy some spread betting on the FA Cup Final?
[chickendinner]

Revving Girls: the least eco-friendly foot fetish out there
[Grid Crasher]

Avram Grant spent last night with shameless WAG Z-lister Chanelle Hayes
[Chelsea Pies]

Ex-Basketball Legend Charles Barkley owes $400,000 to a casino
[WithLeather]

Find out which film Anna Kournikova just watched and other trifling nonsense on her revamped official website
[Kournikova.com]

Sky Sports’ slightly depressing new advert
[101GreatGoals]

American sports agency apologises for ‘forgetting about David Beckham’
[The Offside Rules]

Very funny: Extending album art
[Best Week Ever]

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Posted: May 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey