Alleged singer and MLS favourite get their fancy pants on

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Mum-of-three scrubs up well for arty undies advert

David Beckham and his robotic wife have signed a £32m deal to become the international ambassadors of Emporio Armani underwear, which means we will be seeing lots more crotch stuffing and awkward posing.

Victoria Beckham unveiled her latest fierce black and white shoot at Macy’s in New York yesterday, where the first 150 folks to spend $85 on underwear were allowed to have their photo taken with the extremely talented singer.

Apparently, Mr B is so impressed with his wife’s latest shoot hat he has had the picture framed and put by his bedside. Won’t that be a bit of a mood killer for the ladies, Dave?

Check out more Posh Armani snaps after the jump…

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AC Milan star wants to see his junk

Just after Christmas, David Beckham will be increasing the publicity of strengthening AC Milan’s squad udring their winter training camp in the United Arab Erimates. Due to an injury crisis, Rossoneri manager Carlo Ancelotti is delighted to have Mr B on board, but no one is looking forward to his arrival more than curious striker Marco Borriello:

“I must admit I have a dressing room curiosity over Beckham.”

I want to see if he is equipped as he is in the Armani underwear adverts.”

It’s a little worrying that Borriello admits to wanting to see another man’s wang in the press, but the striker’s engagement to stupidly hot model Belen Rodriguez suggests that Beckham shouldn’t be too afraid of hitting the showers…

[The Sun]