The Terminator, Luis Figo

Being stylish is a full-time job, take it from us.  The Spoiler is constantly searching for a new look, as, it seems, is Luis Figo. Already this year, he’s been spotted milling around in a gentlemanly set of knickers that clearly outline his Portuguese penis - as an homage to Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, we assume - and now he’s been plundering through iconic 80s films for his vibe, settling for The Schwartzen… the Shhwortzz… the Schwert… the Arnie look.

Fantastic.

Courtesy of our pals at Polite Applause…

If you haven’t been to America, you should go, the place is amazing. Everything’s huge, people speak with hilarious pretend voices, and the national dish is beefburgers and chicken wings. Fantastic. Also big in the US is baseball - it’s their version of cricket - and this woman, Alyssa, is a fanatic. So much so that she designs baseball clothes for lady fans, owns an LA Dodgers season ticket, and has shared intimate lovemaking moments with Brad Penny, Carl Pavano, Barry Zito, Russell Martin and Tom Glavine - all big sports stars who are the American equivalents of Boycott, Gower, and Beefy.

Other than that, she’s a gorgeous Hollywood actress, who once starred as Arnie’s daughter in his action adventure film, Commando, about a man who leaves the house without any knickers on.

More steamy pictures after the jump…