The former First Lady of Czech football

Michaela Ochotská is a TV presenter, actress and bikini enthusiast from the Czech Republic. The 24-year-old beauty has modelled for Playboy and FHM, credentials that earned her the attention of Tomáš Ujfaluši, the former Czech captain who retired from international football in disgrace after being caught going at it with prostitiutes.

After boffing the lovely Michaela, Ujfaluši married former Miss Czech Republic Kateřina Ujfaluši. The pair have since divorced, however, leaving the Atletico Madrid star alone with his hair straighteners.

Blues win ugly and Reds draw in Spain

Chelsea 1/ Roma 0
John Arne Riise could do nothing as John Terry (who has miraculously recovered from the injury that kept him out of the Belarus game) put away his first Champions League goal in three-and-a-half years. It wasn’t pretty, but Chelsea are now three points clear in Group A.

Atletico Madrid 1/ Liverpool 1
We told you that it would be no walkover for the Reds at the Vincente Calderon, and Simao punished Robbie Keane for needless showboating. Good to see that the fans generally behaved themselves too.

Spoiler bonus: See Barcelona at their terrifying best after the jump…