Her fickleness and misunderstanding of how to buy a car pays dividends

The good people at The Daily Star have a stringent policy of putting a half naked picture of Danielle Lloyd on their cover at least four times a week. Her residency on the front page continues today, accompanied by a story of her exploits in the world of automotive sales.

According to the ropey paper, Mrs Jermain Defoe recently bought a £67k Audi R8