League One Update
Don’t go to Huish Park if you fancy a drink
Football fans in Somerset love nothing better than a good drink, but the Yeovil Town faithful have had to swill their cider in fairly unpleasant surroundings. Seb White - friend of The Spoiler and editor of Yeovil fanzine On To Victory and fan site Sloping Pitch - has got in touch to fill us in on the situation:
Yeovil Town supporters have complained long and hard for a bar for supporters to be able to drink in for years. Instead, we are given a tatty, mouldy, smelly Marquee which in short is embarrassing.
It’s a real sticking point with the fans - many have stopped going in recent years because of the deteriorating relationship between the board and the fans.
Finally, the club appear to have acknowledged the woeful boozing facilities via a message on the official website…

Tags: bar, Huish Park, Marquee, Website, Yeovil Town
Posted: March 5th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Mojito Men
He’s trying his best to sell the club, honest

Mike Ashley, Dennis Wise and Derek Llambias will fly back from Dubai today after an unsuccessful sales trip. It wasn’t unsuccessful because of complicated financial negotiations, but rather because they chose to skip the boring business bit and drink mojitos instead:
According to arabianbusiness.com, Dubai investors were waiting for Ashley in the Mina A’Salam Ramadan Tent in the Madinat Jumeirah Hotel for their 11pm meeting but he was instead in the nearby Bahri Bar knocking back cocktails.
Surely the Arab businessmen knew the meeting would never materialise if it was scheduled for 11pm. By that time, Ashley has usually downed his sixth pint and removed his ‘King Kev’ Newcastle shirt, and Wisey is conducting his second or third assault of the evening.
Tags: bar, Cocktail, Dennis Wise, Derek Llambias, Dubai, Investors, Mike Ashley, Mojito, Newcastle, Sports Direct
Posted: September 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Nightclub of the Week
If you fancy buying some drugs on a night out, head to Essex!

The highest concentration of WAG and footballer activity can be found in the overpriced clubs of Soho. But for a more relaxed (cheaper) evening, many head towards the provinces, and in particular Faces Nightclub in Gants Hill.
Where: On the Cranbrook road in Gants Hill, a stone’s throw from the Tube station. If lost, one of the local drug dealers will happily point you in the right direction.
How much: Entry is a modest ten pounds, but you can

Tags: bar, club, Danielle Lloyd, Essex, Faces, Faces Nightclub, Gants Hill, Jermaine Defoe, Jodie Marsh, Nikki from Big Brother, Teddy Sheringham, WAG, West Ham
Posted: January 11th, 2008 by Kieran Delaney