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Barack Obama goes to watch his daughters play soccer football
[The Offside]

Injured Stewart Downing waves bye bye to his big money transfer
[Daily Mail]

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Is it time to welcome Almunia to the England fold?
[Caught Offside]

Milan’s webcam fan Pato is engaged to WAG Sthefany Brito
[Goal.com]

Foreign investors will buy Newcastle if they beat the drop
[Guardian]

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Barack and Michelle Obama do WHAT together?

The top ten comedy football GIFs
[Big Soccer]

French newspaper accuses Robbie Fowler of possessing £120,000 of cocaine
[Off The Post]

Noel Gallagher speaks out in defence of his beloved City
[Sniffing the Touchline]

South Africa are still way behind schedule for the World Cup
[Unprofessional Foul]

Robinho will be punished
[Daily Mail]

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady finds the perfect way to recover from injury - getting fed by Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen
[Deadspin]

Djimi Traoré played his part in US democracy, says Wikipedia

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With 482 goals in five appearances for Mali and a key role in the US government, it’s amazing that Djimi Traoré gets anything else done

Festive Catalan tradition sees famous people taking a crap

Since the 18th century, Catalonians have celebrated Christmas by placing a ‘Caganer’ (’Shitter’) in a nativity scene, with the hope that a defecating figure will bring propserity and a good harvest. In days gone by, a small bearded man in full Catalan costume would have been hidden in the festive display, but like everything else, this tradition has been taken over by commercialism and the world of celebrity.

Last Christmas, Thierry Henry’s caganer was a hot seller in the region, but this year Leo Messi is by far the most popular sportsman to take a shit inbetween the baby Jesus and the Three Wise Men.

Due to internet orders from the USA and the Americas, however, the biggest seller of the year is a certain President-elect. Check out caganers of Obama, Gordron Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy after the jump…

Osama Bin Laden’s Arsenal better watch out!

Congratulations to West Ham fan Barack Obama, who has defeated the old man and the woman from 30 Rock to become President of the United States of America.

According to this article, West Ham’s sponsors XL are willing to provide the Commander-in-Chief an all-expenses-paid trip to Upton Park. If Obama was getting his hopes up on taking that offer, however, he may be a little disappointed.

America’s most famous West Ham fan wanted at The Emirates

He might be a tad busy at the moment, but some optimistic Facebook users think Barack Obama would be the perfect replacement for Arsene Wenger. If you agree, join the campaign!

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BBC Producers kill off Ian Wright character in Christmas Special
[The Gaffer]

Formula One Grid Girls galore
[Grid Crasher]

Barcelona want £31.5m for lazy overweight layabout Ronaldinho
[Football 365]

Manchester Utd/ Barcelona first goalscorer betting
[chickendinner]

David Beckham adopts the ‘Uncle Albert’ look (more hair on the bottom of the head than the top)
[Kickette]

Barack Obama has mad basketball skills
[All Balls]

And on an unrelated note: here’s a leaked version of the trailer for The Dark Knight.
[WWTDD]

West Ham fan has real chance of running the United States

West Ham supporters have not traditionally played much of a role in American politics, but at last their hour is nigh. Going into the gigantic round of primaries known as Super Tuesday today, Senator Barack Obama of Illinois, and apparently, Upton Park, has a real chance of winning the Democratic nomination to stand for President.