Looks like all that time with Madonna has affected Alex Rodriguez

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Sportsmen in tight trousers devise new greeting

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Say “hello, actress” to AN ACTRESS

It’s not just our footballers who dip into the glamourous world of entertainment to find their girlfriends, American sportsmen do it too. Brad Penny, a famous baseball player with the LA Dodgers, insisted on taking an actress for a WAG. For those uninitiated into American culture, baseball is their version of rounders, and his actress girlfriend is a popular thespian called Eliza Dushku.

Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?

Yesterday, Alena Seredova narrowly out-sexied Andy Roddick’s fiancée Brooklyn Decker, and the US vs Europe WAG Battle is looking like it may be a photo finish when it reaches its climax on Friday.

Today, an American actress and former Baseball supporting lady takes on the Liverpudlian SuperWAG with a taste for slightly strange-looking men…

Round Eight: Eliza Dushku/ Abbey Clancy

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More pictures of Eliza here, more of Abbey here, here and (NSFW) here

Playmate who wisely chose to keep her maiden name

If you have a ridiculous name and a talent for baseball, chances are you have a stupendously hot model girlfriend. Terrie B and Hunter Pence pay testament to this disappointing fact, as do Washington Nationals infielder Aaron Boone and his wife Laura Cover.

St. Louis Cardinals show us how they roll in the midwest

When those professional rounders players aren’t making exaggerated chewing gestures or ‘hitting homers’, they like nothing more than some mild crotch grabbing. Considering the tightness of those trousers, I think we can all agree that a little homoeroticism now and then is acceptable.

Thanks to avid Sporno follower Shankar for the spot. If you see sport and porn crossovers on your travels, please send them to us here. If we use them, we will cross your palm with a thousand shiny pennies.

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The latest addition to our bustling Sporno gallery

It may be the emotional atmosphere of a hard-fought game, or it may be the tight trousers, but something has caused American Rounders star Roger Clemens to show everyone his enthusiasm for the sport.

Hilarious fact: Clemens’ step father is named Woody Booher.

Thanks to Nathan for sending us this delightful sport/ porn hybrid. If you’ve seen any great Sporno, send it here and we’ll deliver you a shiny ten pound note if it gets used.

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Don’t be afraid any more, people

Face it, everyone is frightened of women - even other women are. They’re just so fierce and angry, and should you ever find yourself on the wrong side of one, for Christ’s sake, run. Run like the wind.

As if wearing those skin-tight trousers wasn’t enough, it seems that baseball players simply can’t get enough of each other’s junk. Thanks to Sporno fan Gianni for these latest submissions.

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The best sports on the telebox tonight

Rangers may be running away with the Scottish Premier League , but it looks as if their Glasgow rivals will be smiling tonight. Celtic are 13/10 favourites to take three points tonight, and you can back them using the best odds available on our oddschicken.

And if you’re looking for something to get you to sleep after the excitement of the Old Firm Derby, our friends in Major League baseball are here to help you out.

Scottish Premier League
Celtic/ Rangers (Setanta Sports 1, 7.45pm) - bet here

Major League Baseball
Arizona/ San Francisco (NASN, 8.45pm) - bet here