Sexytime
Beijing’s hot javelin thrower is back
Pollution, terrible food and Spanish racists may have stolen the headlines at the Olympic Games, but one lady certainly stole our hearts: Javelin star and Miss Paraguay contestant Leryn Franco.
Aside from the rumour that she was at it with Novak Djokovic, the sexiest thing to ever throw a spear has been notably absent from the radar since the summer. Machochip, however, have uncovered a video that conveys her ability to wear a bikini while having ice cold water poured all over her. Good work, amigos.

More newly discovered pics of Leryn after the jump…

Tags: Beijing 2008, Bikini, javelin, Leryn Franco, Novak Djokovic, Olympics, Paraguay, Sexy, Video
Posted: November 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Third Place Play-off
Manchester City striker helps South America recover some pride
With little help from tubby star Ronaldinho, Brazil have managed to overcome the unstoppable force of Belgium to earn a bronze medal in Beijing. Manchester City will feel slightly better about paying Jo’s wages, as he managed to slot away two goals in the 3-0 victory.
[Video courtesy of Machochip]
Tags: Beijing 2008, Belgium, Brazil, Bronze Medal, Jo, Olympics
Posted: August 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
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Unfathomably hot Olympian Leryn Franco has nabbed herself a tennis pro boyfriend, according to Machochip
Swiss F1 driver Lewis Hamilton is crap at rowing, apparently
[Grid Crasher]
Remember Spain’s Euro 2008 party plane? Following their Olympic victory over Brazil, Argentina rode a much less exciting party bus
[The Beautiful Game]
The IOC spoilsports want Usian Bolt to stop his ridiculous dancing
[WithLeather]
Have we been spoilt by the Premier League?
[Football 365]
Cheryl Cole and her interesting array of outfits
[On205th]
Tags: Beijing 2008, Cheryl Cole, Euro 2008, IOC, javelin, Leryn Franco, Lewis Hamilton, Novak Djokovic, Olympics, Party Bus, Premier League, Rowing, Sexy, Spain, Tennis, Usain Bolt
Posted: August 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
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Leryn Franco finished second to last in her javelin event, but she easily claimed gold in the Hottest Olympian of 2008 contest
[More pictures here, more about her rubbishness at WithLeather]
Six reasons Manchester City will beat West Ham this weekend
[chickendinner]
Video: How to destroy a car wash
[Grid Crasher]
What happened to Micah Richards?
[Pies]
Abbey Clancy in her pants
[Kickette]
Claudio Pizarro is already making waves in Germany
[Bild]
Tags: Abbey Clancy, Beijing 2008, Car Wash, Claudio Pizarro, Leryn Franco, Manchester City, Micah Richards, Olympics, West Ham
Posted: August 21st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Fallen Star
Tubby star criticised by Brazilian media for Olympic performance

We may place the importance of Olympic football somewhere between fencing and ultimate frisbee over here in Blighty, but that’s not quite the case in South America. Tuesday’s semi-final between Brazil and Argentina was treated like a World Cup game by the inhabitants of the football-mad continent, and accordingly, commercial pressures from sponsors such as Nike dictated that the team in yellow brought some superstars to Beijing.
Despite doing everything right on the pitch and saying his nightly prayers, Kaka was denied the Olympic dream by AC Milan, while the Italians let Ronaldinho trot off to the far east. This may have been a condition of his sale to the Serie A club, or perhaps the CBF felt his flamboyant style was more suited to garnering publicity for the national team.
Of course, Brazil were denied the gold medal that has so far eluded them by a convincing Argentinean side, and they face the prospect of a bronze medal match with the mighty Belgium tomorrow. In an article titled ‘The Fall of Ronaldinho’, Spanish

Tags: Argentina, Beijing 2008, Brazil, gold medal, Manchester City, Nike, Olympics, Ronaldinho
Posted: August 21st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Where Sport Meets Porn
Alright boys, break it up

If the move in yesterday’s Olympic wrestling Sporno has been dubbed the ‘bowling ball’, then the technique above should probably be known as the ‘uphill wheelbarrow’.
Thanks to Sporno fan Kurt for the spot.
Click here to see the full Sporno gallery
Tags: Beijing 2008, Olympics, Porn, Sporno, Sport, Wrestling
Posted: August 21st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Big Time Drinker
Cyclist celebrates achievements by endangering life

Bradley Wiggins was in high spirits after securing two gold medals at the Beijing velodrome (the french term for ‘bike shed’) and decided to have a little tipple at London House (a hastily-named venue set up by the Chinese to celebrate the 2012 Games). One thing lead to another, and his night ended with some victory rolls over the bonnet of a taxi:
[Wiggins] won two golds - in team and individual pursuits - and was perhaps also trying to cheer himself up after losing out on a third yesterday.Wiggins’ stunt, rolling over the taxi’s bonnet

Tags: Beijing 2008, Bradley Wiggins, Cyclist, Drunk, Gold Medals, London House, Olympics, Taxi
Posted: August 20th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
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According to Football365, Brazilian man-o’-sex Robinho won’t be gracing the Premier League this season
Anna Kournikova is back doing what she does best: modelling
[Maxim]
Mika Hakkinen is now going out with a stripper
[Grid Crasher]
Betting on the Olympics or the Premier League? Fancy a £30 punt for free?
[Ladbrokes]
Bild are very wisely devoting time to former Miss Paraguay contestant and Olympic javelin star Leryn Franco
[Bild]
Some wise words on the crappiness of the transfer window
[The Offside]
Six qualities Fabio Capello looks for in an England captain
[Pies]
Tags: Anna Kournikova, Beijing 2008, Bikini, England Captain, javelin, John Terry, Leryn Franco, Mika Hakkinen, Miss Paraguay, model, Olympics, Robinho, Sexy, Stripper, transfer window
Posted: August 20th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey