In a world of no transfers, one man defied the law…

Spurs fans, you might want to look away - here’s Robbie Keane cheerfully hanging about at Liverpool’s training ground, having completed his medical, and scrawled his signature on numerous pieces of paper. The deal, they say, has finally be done for around £18 million.

On the upside for the people of White Hart Lane, with Keane gone, might Berbatov now stay in North London? Surely Ramos wants to keep hold of at least one decent striker?

Anyone who just thought “Darren Bent” should go and wash their brains out with soapy water.

With Berbatov bound for the exit, it looks like Ledley King - aka. Mr Tottenham - could be joining him.

The feeling is that Ramos is going to spend the summer refashioning the team that he inherited from Martin Jol. Rumours have been flying around that Lennon, Huddlestone and Jenas will all be surplus to requirements at the new look Spurs, and now, by not confirming King as next season’s skipper, it looks like the Ramos overhaul is going to be even more gigantic than expected.

And who could blame him?