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SportsbyBrooks have discovered a much more ‘exciting’ (read: ‘topless’) Germany/ Austria match than the one we witnessed last night (NSFW)

Bradley Wright-Phillips and Nathan Dyer charged with bulglary
[BBC]

The rather ingenious Big Brother Predictor - great if you’re into that kind of thing
[chickendinner]

Totally random: Playboy model Jo Garcia demonstrates the correct use of a Nintendo Wii Fit
[Machochip]

Euro 2008 headline puns to cover every eventuality
[The Offside]

Lewis Hamilton’s £200,000 number plate
[Grid Crasher]

Official pictures of the Rooney wedding - Coleen is immaculate, Wayne is unshaven and tie-less
[Kickette]

Fame whore with reality TV aspirations

If you are looking for an example of a person willing to exploit, humiliate and infuriate a Premier League footballer, look no further than today’s WAG of the Day, 29-year-old Jill Demirel. According to the News of the World, the Chigwell-based mum of two had a fling with Arsenal’s Justin Hoyte, and when he decided to put an end to their casual arrangement, she decided to ‘get him back’ by sleeping with Spurs’ Tom Huddlestone. Yeah, that’ll teach him.

If you want to see shameless Jill deliver her shudder-worthy story, click here and follow the video link.

Look, they’ve got the same facial hair!

For those who don’t spend their summer’s locked away in a sweltering lounge, silently watching the Big Brother housemates sleeping on E4’s live streaming, Anthony Hutton was the sex mad little oik who won in 2006.

He famously may or may not have done some intercourse with Makosi (now a prostitute, allegedly) in the house jacuzzi, and on winning he managed exactly two minutes of fame, before returning to work in whatever pie factory he probably worked in before the show.

On the plus side for the lad, he looks exactly like Spain’s second most astounding striker, David Villa. Can you tell them apart?

NBA forward unnecessarily thrilled about receiving free garment

American netball fans are currently engrossed in the NBA Finals, where Kevin Garnett’s Boston Celtics are attempting to throw more balls into some small elevated hoops than the LA Lakers. As a reward for his outstanding defensive performances this season, Garnett was treated to a personalised shirt courtesy of Europe’s second most successful team.

Even though it’s a small gesture for a well paid sportsman, it’s great to see Garnett react with childlike excitement. It’s probably the same bounding enthusiasm that Jermain Defoe expresses when he bursts open the doors of Chinawhite to see a gaggle of scantily-clad Big Brother rejects. Bless.

[Thanks to the dreamboats at Pies for the find]

Here’s one Welshman who loves football

If Imogen Thomas looks familiar, that’s because you watched her on television every single day for around three months in 2006 - she was a member of the classic Big Brother house, which featured other big names like… um… the, err, woman with the hair… and the, um, shouty bloke who won. Yeah, great days those. Some of the best. She’s also a WAG.

And so the football season comes to a dramatic halt, with very dodgy happenings over in Boro - something stinks, and for once it isn’t Jermain Defoe’s finger. Either way, with the top and bottom sorted, the players thought it necessary to go out on the razzle-dazzle. Fashionable Movida was the place to be.

Of course, as expected, Jermain Defoe was his usual slippery self, persuading a cheerful brunette that she should just get in the car and return with him to his dreamy bachelor pad - there, he would no doubt pop on some light Jazz music, spark up a joss-stick, then make some seriously oily love to her until the sun rose, or his alarm clock went off (whichever came first). Lots of that is assumption, but probably happened.

It’s official: beautiful women named Alessia grow on trees in Italy

Italy’s borders are close to bursting, such is the quantity of footballer-lovin’ hotties named Alessia in the boot-shaped nation. Following yesterday’s Alessia Merz and last week’s Alessia Fabiani, today’s WAG is Alessia Marcuzzi, who is discernable from her clothes-hating namesakes only by the fact that she is blonde. Ms Marcuzzi is the current beau of Carlo Cudicini, the man who stands between Chelsea’s sticks when Petr Cech is recovering from freak accidents.

Despite predictions to the contrary, Norbit didn’t bring around the collapse of Western civilisation. Chanelle Hayes‘ homage to Paris Hilton’s film debut, however, might have just damned us all.

Reality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her

The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who appeared on last year’s Big Brother with the intention of emulating her heroine Posh Spice. Last week she moved one step closer to the lifestyle of her idol, as she officially became the WAG of Middlesbrough defender Seb Hines.

Today, however, it appears that her lifelong WAG ambition has been put on hiatus, as details of Hines’ pregnant live-in girlfriend and two-year-old daughter have emerged. Funny, you’d think that kind of thing would have come up in conversation on the first date…