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Game: Fancy driving a mini into Alan Shearer’s face? Or anyone else for that matter? Take out your road rage on the world’s worst pundit without using any precious petrol right here.

Stupid offer: A Dutch shop offered €100 off the price of a €400 computer screen for each goal the Netherlands scored against Italy. Oops
[Lion In Oil]

Much less costly offer: A Vienna brewery has offered free beer for life to any Austria player to score in Euro 2008
[The Offside]

Shameless self promotion: Have you seen the Euro 2008 WAG XI? It’s dead good
[The Spoiler]

BMW’s new conecept car can change shape, a bit like Optimus Prime
[Grid Crasher]

The hottest fans of Euro 2008 so far, except for the last one who’s a bit fug
[Pies]

Big Phil is odds on for the Chelsea job
[chickendinner]

Sven-less Eastlands all set for Sparky’s arrival

Mark Hughes would do well to listen to the parable of Big Sam. Sam Allardyce was one of the most promising managers in English football and one of the leading contenders for the national team job at one point until he decided to leave his club Bolton for a team who finished lower in the table and had an impatient chairman. Now poor Sam finds his reputation in tatters.

For Hughes, a wrong move could prove even more costly because right now his future looks even more promising than Allardyce’s did. He’s a leading contender for the Chelsea job, and second favourite to take over at Old Trafford when Sir Alex Ferguson retires. Would he really throw it all away by going to their local rivals?

The bookies seem to think Hughes’ next paycheck will be stamped by Shinawatra - take a look at the frontunners for the City job below, then place your bets with chickendinner

Mark Hughes - 4/11
Despite being considered a contender for the Chelsea job, Hughes is now the odds-on favourite to take over at Manchester City. But Hughes’ Blackburn finished above City this season and have a much more patient chairman so would it really be a step in the right direction for the former Wales manager?
Verdict: Could be career suicide

Luis Felipe Scolari - 9/1
Scolari’s odds on