They don’t have to touch Avram Grant

If you were a sports mascot, whose sweaty rubber suit would you rather don - Billy the Badger at Fulham, or Fin the Vancouver Canucks Orca Whale?

Don’t just rush in and side with the badger because Ice Hockey is a bit rubbish – consider the evidence. Over New Year, Billy received an icy stare from a stone-faced Avram Grant, when he had the audacity to lay a friendly paw on his shoulder. Does Avram think he’s going to contract TB or