Man Utd teammates in “socialising like normal people” shocker

A Korean, a Frenchman and an Argentinean who refuses to speak any English are unlikely to become the best of friends, but that’s exactly what happened at Manchester Utd not so long ago.

In this rather bizarre clip, Patrice Evra turns up at Park Ji-Sung’s (surprisingly small-looking) house with a birthday cake. Soon after, Carlos Tevez comes in looking like he’s been rolling around in a puddle, and the birthday boy soon finds himself injured when some bright spark decides to fire a large ticker tape cannon in his face. Mazel tov!

If Tevez hadn’t defected to the blue side of manchester, perhaps he would have been a part of the TV comedy act that Evra is planning to form with his best mate ‘Ji’.

Girls Aloud singer gives us another reason to loathe Ashley

Cheryl Cole turned 26 on Tuesday, and formally marked the occasion with last night with a bash at the Vanilla club on London’s Great Titchfield St. Clearly suffering in the current British heatwave, FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World chose to keep cool by wearing as little material as possible.

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Man Utd stars are probably holding hands under the table too

Yesterday was Nani’s 24th birthday, so he and fellow hooker fivesome lover Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated the best way they knew how: a nice glass of white wine, a wonderfully delicate cake presented on a doily, and a single candle.

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Some might argue that every day is a birthday going out with Wayne Rooney. But not Coleen, the proud receiver of his hairy kisses. TODAY is her real birthday, and just so Wayne doesn’t forget, she has left a few subtle clues around the house.

Can you spot any of them?