A snippet of gossip from our friends at Popbitch

This Premier League star has had a cruel run with injuries. But don’t feel too sorry for him, feel sorry for the club that’s paid his wages. The previous season was also injury-hit but the star needed his contract renewed. He knew his injury wouldn’t hold up to much scrutiny from the medical team so he developed an illness which meant he had to stay away from training just about every other day. He trained, got a bit hurt, but then spent the next day at home with his leg in an ice bath, keeping the swelling down. He just about got through the medical, was awarded a new contract and then rather promptly broke down injured again.

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The story that could be hitting the tabloids soon…

After a dreadful start to the campaign, it seems that things keep getting worse for Tottenham Hotspur. The Spoiler has been informed that there is a lady in her sixth month of pregnancy, claiming the father to be a White Hart Lane star. The bun in the oven is the result of a two year fling, of which the player’s long-term girlfriend knows nothing. The expectant lady is reluctant to tell all to the press for fear of coming across as a ‘man stealer’.