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The Spoiler’s Uncapped England XI


Food for thought, Fabio

Uncapped England XI

Long time fans of tournament football will already know that surprise inclusions/exclusions are not out of the question. Eric Cantona was left out of France’s Euro 96 squad in favour of some guy called Zidane, Gazza famously didn’t make it the the 98 World Cup, and last time around, little Theo Walcott toured with England, despite only being about 12.

Expect the unexpected.

Hence, The Spoiler thought it somewhat necessary to compile a team of players without a cap between them, who might yet drift onto the Capello radar in the coming months (pictured).

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Posted: March 9th, 2010 by JoshBurt

The Coles under the microscope, and much more…


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Cheryl’s tattoo issues examined

[Kickette]

Everton fans set up Landon Donovan Facebook group

[Dirty Tackle]

Bobby Zamora - good enough for England?

[Pies]

Ashley and Cheryl under the microscope

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Posted: February 24th, 2010 by JoshBurt

Name your England World Cup squad gatecrashers


Anyone for Zamora?… Repeat, anyone for Zamora?

Zamora

With the season hotting up to around Excitement Factor 8, or, at a push, 9, the England team magnifying glass will surely be focusing on names that might yet force themselves into the squad for the World Cup.

It’s not been a great few months for the likes of Glen Johnson, Theo Walcott, Wes Brown, Joleon Lescott, Wayne Bridge, Aaron Lennon and the like. Add the fact that players such as Michael Carrick and Emile Heskey haven’t exactly had the most fruitful seasons either, and all of a sudden there might be a fair few spots up for grabs.

A few names floating around, rumoured to be possible gatecrashers, have included Leighton Baines, Tom Huddlestone, Roger Johnson, and even Bobby Zamora.

But who would YOU like to see forcing their way into the squad come the summer? Let us know with a comment.

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Posted: February 10th, 2010 by JoshBurt

Transfer news: Younes Kaboul, Bobby Zamora, and more…


Ahh, the delicate touch of Bobby Zamora. Sweeeet.

Zamora

Whilst the majority of the nation takes at least four cups of tea and a couple of hours repeatedly refreshing Facebook to really hit their stride with the morning chores, impressively driven football hacks are literally sanding down their noses on the grindstone.

Here’s what we know today, thanks to the heroes who work at The Daily Mirror, The Guardian, The Times, and other such meaty pamphlets…

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Posted: January 20th, 2010 by JoshBurt

Zamora for England?


Anyone?

Zamora 

After he put one past Sunderland then celebrated like a pitbull, Roy Hodgson might have got a touch carried away in his summation of the striker, Bobby Zamora. As reported in today’s Daily Mail, the manager said this:

“You could make a case for one or two more unusual selections, players who maybe have something a little bit extra. If you perpetuated that argument, you might come up with an argument for someone like Bobby Zamora.”

“There are plenty of players who don’t score a lot of goals who are good players. Emile Heskey is a very powerful player, a very willing player and a hard working player but Bobby is more technical.”

With the likes of Defoe, Heskey, Crouch, Owen, Carlton Cole, and Bent all way ahead of him in the pecking order, it’s unlikely to say the least. But in the spirit of democracy and free speech - and because Roy Hodgson seems like a nice guy - it’s a question that begs attention.

So… ahem… deep breath… Zamora for England?

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Posted: December 7th, 2009 by JoshBurt

Hull target Liverpool striker, Fulham offered £6m Juve star, City to increase JT bid


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Christian Poulsen

Christian Poulsen to Fulham
The Times report that the West London outfit have been given the opportunity to sign the Juventus midfielder, who has turned down a £6m move to Fenerbahçe.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: The Dane may be holding out for a move to the Premier League, but he won’t get the hero’s welcome he could have expected in Turkey.

Andriy Voronin to Hull
After losing out on Michael Owen, Phil Brown could make a move for Liverpool’s pony-tailed Ukrainian, according to the Mirror. Much like the arrangement that saw him return to the Bundesliga

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Posted: July 20th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Sunderland target Bellamy, Hull sign £5m Zamora, Jessica Simpson no longer a WAG


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Awww, Becks and Landon are patching things up
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Villa agree a £12m fee for Stewart Downing
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Craig Bellamy will make way for Manchester City’s army of strikers with a move to Sunderland
[Daily Mail]

Hull agree a £5m deal for Bobby Zamora
[Sky Sports]

For some bizarre reason, NFL quarterback Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson
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Posted: July 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Everton are close to signing a promising youngster, Phil Brown suffers more rejection


A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Kyle Naughton

Kyle Naughton to Everton
BBC Radio Sheffield claim that Everton have agreed a fee of around £5 million for Sheffield United right-back Naughton. The talented 21-year-old isn’t expected to discuss terms with the Toffees until Monday though.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Everton could have a fantastic all-English back four of Baines, Lescott, Jagielka and Naughton next season, all capable of making the World Cup squad. It’s unbelievable that Coral are still offering 5/1 on Everton being the highest-placed team outside the Big Four next season.

Fraizer Campbell to Sunderland
Sky Sports are reporting that Sunderland have had an offer of around £5 million accepted for the England Under-21’s striker. Phil Brown confirmed

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Posted: July 10th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn