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Video: Panathinaikos midfielder scores a header from outside the box


Kostas Katsouranis embarrasses keeper with nutted lob

It’s typical. You wait for ages for a decent long-range header then two come along at once. A few days ago, Boca Juniors’ Martin Palermo scored his 200th Argentinean league goal with a freak 43-yard header. And then, with bus-like regularity, Panithinaikos midfielder Kostas Katsouranis bagged a similar - albeit slightly less impressive - brain cell-killing effort.

Check out Palermo’s forehead of steel after the jump…

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Posted: October 9th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Man City target Boca Juniors star, Chelsea throw napkins and Fergie’s transfer promise


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This chap was dared to the tune of $1,000 to try and make baseball slightly interesting, and it looks like he got a night in the cells for his troubles
[Deadspin]

Glenn Hoddle tells us how Ossie Ardiles dented the FA Cup
[ChannelBee]

AFC Wimbledon’s Danny Kedwell is upset that he didn’t back himself to be Conference top scorer. He should probably be happy he didn’t break the law and get himself fired
[London Informer]

Rio will be out for another three to four weeks
[The Sun]

Alexey Smertin recalls oatmeal at Portsmouth and napkin throwing at Chelsea
[Dirty Tackle]

Fergie will not dip back into the transfer market to improve the state of things at Manchester Utd
[The Independent]

Manchester City eye up Boca Juniors’ Riquelme
[Tribal Football]

Some reassuring stats for Manchester Utd fans
[Republik of Mancunia]

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Posted: August 21st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Football violence: South American youth teams kick seven shades out of each other


Probably the best U-14 football brawl you will see today

Approximately 100 per cent of football matches in South America feature an outbreak of violence, something that is apparently taught from a young age.

In this recent encounter between Boca Juniors and River Plate’s U-14 sides, a brawl was sparked when the ref awarded a late penalty. Boca’s coach Roberto Pompei interjected to show his disgust with the decision, and within seconds a massive ruck broke out.

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Posted: August 17th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 374: Micaela Vázquez


Madrid’s Fernando Gago bags another famous Argentinean

Micaela Vázquez

Fernando ‘Lady’ Gago may have lost his Real Madrid squad number to some new Brazilian chap, but at least his luck on the lady front continues. Following romances with the lovely Luli Fernández and the even lovelier Pía Martinez, the Argentinean has started actress Micaela Vázquez. She is best known in South America for her roles in dismal-looking soap operas Chiquititas, Rebelde Way and Floricienta.

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Posted: July 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Xavi transfer update, thieving strikers and Gisele Bündchen


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Defending in the Greek Super League is a lot “punchier”
[The Offside]

A glimmer of hope for Scotland as they prepare for Diego Maradona’s Argentina
[chickendinner]

The best ways to watch football online
[Soccerlens]

How to enrage the entire nation of Poland: call their F1 driver ugly
[Grid Crasher]

Vote for your favourite Liverpool shirt of all time
[EPL Talk]

Boca Juniors striker Lucas Viatri has been caught stealing
[Dirty Tackle]

Xavi might not be coming to the Premier League after all
[Footy Latest]

Tom Brady’s WAG Gisele Bündchen is showered in sparks
[On205th]

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Posted: November 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Gambling Prem stars, Rugby pain and terrible music


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Quiz: Which Premier League stars (past and present) own horses?
[Pies]

Video: Jackass’ Steve-O and Chris Pontius visit Boca Juniors
[The Offside Rules]

Rugby ‘banter’ #76: The testicle twist
[SportsByBrooks]

The NY Post has started a football blog
[NY Post]

Totally random: the best music video you’ll ever see
[YouTube]

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Posted: April 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 46: Yésica Toscanini


Yet another Sports Illustrated beauty destroys a nuclear family

Yésica Toscanini

The Argentinean tabloids have got themselves all worked up over Boca Juniors midfielder Juan Roman Riquelme and his 21-year-old girlfriend Yésica Toscanini. On the surface, it’s a perfectly normal footballer-model partnership, but the South American rags seem to be picking up on a troubling fact: Riquelme has a wife and three kids, and he has been secretly putting away his new lady since they met during the World Cup in Germany. There are even rumours circulating that he wanted to take Yésica, rather than his spouse, to Villarreal during his spell there. Tsk.

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Posted: March 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Oh my god! It’s an illegal batgoal!


First recorded sighting of extremely rare event a bit of a disappointment

Spectators at the friendly between Boca Juniors and River Plate in Argentina this weekend can count themselves amongst the fortunate few to have ever witnessed a “batgoal”, in which the scorer knocks the ball over the line while hanging from the crossbar.

An event as rare as a sighting of a rothschildianum orchid in the wild, this batgoal, while not much to look at, was clearly too much for the referee to take in. He swiftly parped his

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Posted: January 28th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey