Finally, Man City star can play his bongos in peace

If there’s one thing Robinho loves more than half-arsed performances, Adriano sex parties and taking the bus, it’s pimping his mansion.

In February, the Manchester City star brought a Copacabana atmosphere to rainy Cheshire by installing a beach football pitch, and in his latest attempt to emulate his home nation, has installed a £30,000 soundproof music suite. In it, he can play his beloved samba music late into the night, without disturbing the neighbours who already have to put up with looking at a huge muddy sandpit in his garden.

A made-up source told The Sun: “He is always playing his bongo drums.”