On The Spoiler yesterday, Swede Oksana Andersson convincingly defeated Yank Jennifer Walcott (no relation to Theo), but the votes swung the opposite way over at On205th. Despite the split decision, Miss Andersson narrowly stole it with a 52.7 per cent majority, giving Europe a devastatingly sexy 4-0 lead in the contest. Woop woop!
On day five, a Playboy model and NFL wife is up against a Yorkshire beauty who has charmed Newcastle’s Steven Taylor and Gazza…
Round Five: Carmella DeCesare/ Tanya Robinson
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More pictures of Carmella here, more of Tanya here
Prior to marrying fugly ex professional footballer Neil Ruddock, Leah Newman was a glamour girl socialite who made oodles of cash hawking her wares in publications such as The Daily Sport during the day, and spent her evenings in London WAG haunts such as Chinawhites. After the birth of their daughter Izzabella Ivy Grace Ruddock, however, things took a rather boring turn, and on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap in 2007, she admitted her life was ‘crap’. She feels like a prisoner in her Hastings home, while Ruddock, who was never the fastest player on the pitch, is happy with their lethargic lifestyle:
“I could sleep all day, get up and have me dinner, then go back to sleep again.”
Former Miss Italy enjoys footballers and constant nakedness
I have not actually seen the agreement a model must sign to become Miss Italy, but I can only assume there is a clause stipulating a compulsory relationship with a footballer. The pageant show has already given us Martina Colombari, Francesca Chillemi, Vincenza Cacace and Elisabetta Gregoraci, and now 1999 winner and nudity enthusiast Francesca Lodo joins their ranks. She has been engaged to Inter’s Javier Zanetti (despite the fact that she met his current wife in 1992) and she has also enjoyed the company of Francesco Coco - a self-professed ‘drugged-up gay who lives in nightclubs’ who has also steamrollered former WOTD Manuela Arcuri.
Today, Spoiler readers, is a momentous occasion. Not only does it mark the fact that I have held down a job for 100 consecutive working days (take that, Mr Parole officer!) but it also means we have been celebrating the weird and wonderful world of Waggery for the same amount of time. To mark the centenary (to enjoy all 100 click here), a special kind of lady is needed, so who better than the Queen of all WAGs, Mrs Victoria Caroline Beckham.
Pneumatic beauty cruelly snatched from these shores
When Rafa Benitez let Mark Gonzalez move to Real Betis last year, the city of Liverpool didn’t just lose a tricky winger, but a splendid example of Waggery. Gonzalez’s fiancé Gisela Molinero battled for months to quit Chile for Merseyside, but she was denied by the Home Office. By the time she made it over to Blighty, she barely had a chance to pose in the Liverpool strip before being carted off to Spain. So sad.
Much like an archaeologist can tell us how the dinosaurs once looked, our friends at Kickette have given us all a stunning insight into pre-Stevie G Alex Curran. Notice the distinct lack of fake boobs, orange skin, hooker makeup and designer clobber? It’s fascinating to see what a few years of Waggery can do to a person.
