Great with bikinis, not so great with assault courses

Those Spoiler readers who chose to spend their Saturday evening watching BBC1’s game show Total Wipeout will already be acquainted with Helena Fletcher and her puzzling lack of coordination. The blonde model took so many hits that she believed she had burst her enormous 32E breast implants. Even though her chest survived, she is now planning to trade them in for an F cup. The greatest beneficiary of this decision will undoubtedly be Michael McIndoe, her rather lucky Bristol City midfielder boyf.

Model ‘crushes breasts’ on BBC prime time show

Those with little to do at Saturday tea-time may have taken in Total Wipeout on BBC1. This week, host Amanda Byram wasn’t the only lady troubling the hot-o-meter joined by Helena Fletcher, the girlfriend of Bristol City midfielder Michael McIndoe.

While failing to apply herself to the assault course, the 25-year-old model was concerned that she had burst her 32E implants. Fortunately, her rack lived to fight another day, and the toned blonde will shortly be treating herself to an upgrade.

Supporter expresses love through the majesty of groping

Sure, Johnny Football Fan is punching above his weight, and has no qualms about validating the awesomeness of his girlfriend’s breasts in public. However, if he knew the Setanta cameras were more interested in his sexy fumbling than the Wigan/ Chelsea game, he might have waited until he got home.

[The Offside]

A beautiful reason to stay tuned to Euro 2008

A cursory glance through the WAG of the Day archive will show that Italy is capable of producing a very high standard of WAG, and today Valentina Zambrotta proves to be no exception. Along with Alena Seredova, Rosaria Cannavo and Belen Rodriguez, Valentina will be cheering the Italians at Euro 2008, paying particular attention to her AC Milan defender hubby Gianluca Zambrotta.