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If Madonna had retired fifteen years ago like she should have done, maybe the Bundesliga calendar would have remained intact
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Grid Girl of the Day: Athena Barber
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Flashback: Morten Gamst Pedersen’s boy band
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That’s Golf: 50 Cent and Pharrell Williams
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Eleven people killed during a game in the Congo
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Five reasons Chelsea will beat Bordeaux
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Torsten Frings believes he is Zorro
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Tom Hick’s son was involved in an incident after Saturday win over Manchester Utd
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