And we know exactly what it is…

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As mentioned many times before, The Spoiler is a woman expert. We can read all the signals - the sighs, the yelling, the weeping in the bathroom, the kissing. Hence, when Nereida Gallardo parades her bosoms about a Mallorcan beach, we know exactly what she’s up to - she’s trying to makes us (or more specifically, Cristiano Ronaldo) jealous.

All the time she was with Ronaldo, there wasn’t a beachy breast in sight, barely even a stray nipple, but now that he’s hopped into bed with a steamy Italian woman, she can barely even keep them in. In woman’s speak this would be called “showing that stupid bastard what he’s missing”. And she’d mean it.

Be afraid, gentlemen.

More disturbing images after the jump…