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Boudewijn Zenden perfects the ‘disappear into a box’ goal celebration
[Off The Post]

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[Daily Mail]

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[Sky Sports]

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[EPL Talk]

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[On205th]

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[BBC]

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[Tribal Football]

The French lingerie model with a name like a car

If there’s one thing former Liverpool and Middlesbrough star Boudewijn Zenden loves, it’s posing with his French lingerie model wife Clio Pajczer in steamy photoshoots. See below for shots of Clio without a topless man in them…

Dutchman throws some manly poses with his WAG

In the French version of this week’s Sport magazine (the freebie that is thrust in your face whenever disembarking from public transport on a Friday morning), former Middlesbrough, Chelsea and Liverpool star Boudewijn Zenden has proudly shown off his rock-hard abs, boyband wardrobe and model wife Clio Pajczer. Why? Because he can, that’s why.

In the interview, 32-year-old Zenden, now playing with Marseille, boasts of the ‘insane love’ he shares with his partner, and how they are the couple bringing the glamour to Ligue 1.

See more steamy pictures after the jump…