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Hollyoaks star is back with the Kop love rat

Jermaine Pennant’s name was mud in the WAG community after Page Three girl Amii Grove revealed his dishonourable ways last year. Despite this, he has managed to wangle his way right back into the upper echelons of female hotness, this time with actress Jennifer Metcalfe. The pair officially split up in January, but the Bradford-born beauty recently told the News of the World they are back together and ‘very happy’.