She’s a hot WAG, and no mistake

While Crouchie’s career takes a slight downward loop involving a pensive bus ride from Merseyside to Portsmouth, his girlfriend Abbey Clancy is on the up and up. Until now she’s been mostly adored for her grueling work as a bikini model, or her stint as a part time chef in Hell’s Kitchen - where, incidentally, she was rubbish. But judging by the above picture, The Spoiler smells a possible career in television, and further inspection suggests that filming took place on a chilly summers day (below).

You’d need to get up pretty early in the morning to catch us out, Clancy.

Can you spot Lampsie? There he is!

Whoever has been spreading nasty rumours about what footballers get up to once the season’s over should go and eat a massive chunk of humble pie, because not all of them sit in their pants demanding cocktails and oral sex. Some of them actually do classy things.

Yesterday, The Spoiler unfairly mocked Michael Owen, just because he thought it appropriate to leave the house dressed like The Great Gatsby, and today, Frank Lampard has been spotted shining his oily legs on a luxury yacht in sundrenched Ibiza - the beautiful island of drugs.