Porky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza

After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.

The AC Milan star - said to have been released by his club following a season-ending knee injury - yesterday sat aboard a yacht in Ibiza displaying a belly that would make Ronaldinho proud. The ‘Kramer’ hairstyle really tops off a look befitting of a megastar whose dating record includes supermodels, TV presenters and various other ladies who wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot ugly stick if he wasn’t famous.

The lady averting her eyes from the sight of his growing paunch is WAG Bia Anthony, who is rumoured to be pregnant. Obviously his stunning physique and unfaltering loyalty have made her forgive him for solicitng transvestite prostitutes.

See the sexiest picture of the summer after the jump…

Look Ronaldo - Rio has actual females, too

Former Crystal Palace and current Torino FC striker Nicola Ventola may have a girl’s name and a distinct lack of international appearances on his CV (bar a visit to Sydney for the 2000 summer games), but he has done mighty well in the WAG department. Depending on who you believe, he may or may not be married to Brazilian model Kartika Luyet, but one thing is for certain - Ventola is the father of their four-year-old son Kelian.

Is ‘dwarf’ the correct term now? Or is it ‘little person’? ‘Height challenged’? ‘Tallness impaired’? Etc…

Just because they’re small doesn’t mean they lack a sense of irony - this Brazilian football side are named the Giants of the North. The world’s first all-dwarf side play with full sized goals, and managed to lose 5-2 to an under-13 side on Sunday. When your keeper is 4ft 7in and your central defenders stand as high as Peter Crouch’s knee, this isn’t a terrible result.

The team, whose smallest player is 3ft 7in, was put together to combat the second biggest

Mrs Pato displays exemplary ‘netiquette’

The centre pages of today’s Sun newspaper are dedicated to the ‘Internet sex epidemic’ that is gripping Britain: apparently, people are cheating on their partners, finding new ones and getting unhealthily addicted to porn at an alarming rate. While the red top focuses on the negatives of online relationships, The Spoiler will look at the one gleaming positive: it is this huge bunch of wires and servers that allowed AC Milan star Pato to make contact with prospective girlfriend Stephany Brito. The Brazilian soap actress accepted his e-vite, and their romance has since blossomed into one where they actually see and touch each other.

He’s not the porkiest Brazilian out there

Over the last year or so, Ronaldinho has been getting a bit of stick for being lazy and a little tubby, prompted by pictures such as the one above. In his last two games, however, Ronny has taken off his shirt at half time to let all and sundry see his rock-hard fat-free abs.

This week, Frank Rijkaard has jumped to the