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Brian McBride and his Team USA chums are finding it difficult to walk in the heat and smog of Beijing - expect some very lethargic games in this tournament
[The Offside Rules]

The 50 hottest women of the 2008 Beijing Olympics (although Jelena Jankovic is number six!)
[WebTVHub]

Video: David Beckham sits on the fence when asked about C-Ron
[Pies]

Ten ways to make Chelsea loved by everyone
[The Guardian]

Unsexy news: Brazil’s synchronised swimming twins will not be at the Olympics
[WithLeather]

Rafael van der Vaart and his WAG arrive in Madrid
[Kickette]

Has Kimi Raikkonen lost his mojo?
[Grid Crasher]