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Alan Shearer is “totally convinced” that Newcastle will survive on Sunday
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Cesc Fabregas is cleared by the FA in the spit spat with Hull
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Manchester City are considering making a move for John Carew
[Sky Sports]

Arsene Wenger mocks Real Madrid while proving his commitment to Arsenal
[Virgin Media]

Sheffield United boss Kevin Blackwell channels Neil Warnock with a ref rant
[Liverpool Echo]

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Boudewijn Zenden perfects the ‘disappear into a box’ goal celebration
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Elano left Robinho a secret message on his Lamborghini
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Nicky Butt thinks Newcastle are going backwards
[Sky Sports]

Is this Manchester City’s new home shirt for 09/10?
[EPL Talk]

WAG Nicola McLean and her giant chest enjoy some exercise
[On205th]

Hull assistant manager Brian Horton is making an official complaint about Cesc Fabregas
[BBC]

Sunderland have been ‘alerted’ to Diego Forlan’s imminent availability
[Tribal Football]