Here’s why you don’t mess with an angry Finn

Kimi Raikkonen spun off twice during yesterday’s soaking wet British Grand Prix. Some would blame the risky tactical decision that resulted in him losing grip, but I’d like to think it’s all this photographers fault. Look at him, trying to do his job and take photos at a public event. Disgusting.

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Last year Hamilton buckled under the weight of expectation thrust upon his shoulders, but right now people are so quick to write him off that they probably think his dad would stand a better chance of winning the race. The lack of expectation will play right into Hamilton’s hands and he will win the British Grand Prix this weekend. Here’s why:

1. Kimi Raikkonen was victorious last year but five different drivers have won the last five British Grands Prix - Rubens Barichello, Michael Schumacher, Juan Pablo Montoya, Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen.

2. The Finn is also on a run of four races without a win and has only even once won the same Grand Prix twice in a row - in Belgium way back in 2005.

3. It won’t be Felipe Massa - he has never finished higher than fifth in five attempts at Silverstone.

4. And it won’t be the BMW’s, who failed to match the Ferraris and McLarens at Silverstone last year. A fortnight ago in France they had their worst result of the season, with neither driver finishing in the top four for the first time - Kubica came fifth and Heidfeld 13th.

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Ahead of the weekend’s British Grand Prix action, Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about the latest adventures of the world’s favourite Swiss racing driver…

Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

Ouch. Imagine having to live in Switzerland with no friends. A terrible double whammy.

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What were they thinking?

Following in the footsteps of gorgeous Miss Great Britains like Danielle Lloyd and numerous other interesting young racists, Gemma Garrett is now the beautiful face of the UK. She’s even landed a part promoting the upcoming British Grand Prix.

Of course, the photo shoot was always going to be spectacular - after all, it’s fast cars, it’s beautiful women, it’s classy. It’s Great Britain’s chance to announce to Europe that we’re not all Carry On films and jokes about boobs. Oh no, we too are sophisticated - just like you, France! And you, Spain!

And then it all went horribly wrong.