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Before you check out the links, here’s Britney Spears doing something or other in a bikini

Burnley are already commemorating their famous win with t-shirts
[Pies]

Sergio Aguero is a no-go for Chelsea after playing in the Champions League for Atletico Madrid
[Daily Mail]

Our new favourite website
[iamfriendswithsluts.com]

Sammy Lee charged with improper conduct
[The Guardian]

Interestment have excellent taste in football websites
[Interestment]

Jonathan Greening joins Fulham on a season-long loan
[Sky Sports]

Crouchie’s better half has a sexy workout

Want to see an attractive blonde mime badly to ‘Baby One More Time’ without having to attend Britney Spears’ god-awful show at the O2 Arena tonight? Well friend, you are in luck.

In the latest video from the phone advertising campaign that brought you some people dancing in a train station and some people singing in Trafalgar Square, Abbey Clancy and her gym buddies are butchering the greatest ever pop song to be written about spousal abuse.

Loads more pictures after the jump…

It’s official: beautiful women named Alessia grow on trees in Italy

Italy’s borders are close to bursting, such is the quantity of footballer-lovin’ hotties named Alessia in the boot-shaped nation. Following yesterday’s Alessia Merz and last week’s Alessia Fabiani, today’s WAG is Alessia Marcuzzi, who is discernable from her clothes-hating namesakes only by the fact that she is blonde. Ms Marcuzzi is the current beau of Carlo Cudicini, the man who stands between Chelsea’s sticks when Petr Cech is recovering from freak accidents.