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Lewis Hamilton’s affair with Danii Minogue
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Cheryl Tweedy out and about. Not pictured: moronic husband
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Alex Ferguson hits out at the easy treatment they will receive from Wigan by claiming Bolton have been partying too hard
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This Argentinian model is definitely not on the game

Evangelina Anderson isn’t the first WAG to face negative press - just ask Danielle Lloyd. Unlike Mrs Defoe, however, Evangelina has not been vilified for bullying a Bollywood queen live on television. Instead, her former boyfriend, one time Barcelona flop Maxi Lopez called an Argentinian chat show to blab, “You know how this girl is, she’s got a parallel profession.” When the host asked if he meant she was a “gato” (a cat, or high class hooker), the ungallant Lopez said “nooo…I mean one day she goes with one, another day she goes with someone else…”

Sebastian Kehl puts his back into it

On Saturday, Borussia Dortmund found themselves 2-0 to MSV Duisburg after half an hour. Duisburg dwell at the bottom of the league, and are, frankly, a bit rubbish, so Dortmund needed to