Manchester City star’s hilarious modes of transportation collage is starting to get a little crowded

Great news for environmentalists: Robinho has overcome his fear of driving on the left side of the road in spectacular style by purchasing a £170,000 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. His supercar purchase was badly timed, however, as team mates have thoughtfully purchased him a £590 annual bus pass, due to his penchant for riding with Manchester’s proles. Someone made up by The Sun A Manchester City insider said:

“Players thought it was hilarious. They gave him the pass in training. They cut his picture from a team photo and copied his signature. Now he’s got a Lambo, it doesn’t look like he’ll need it.”

The Brazilian is now one of several footballers in the Lamborghini owners’ club - Wayne Rooney had one which he crashed, and Robbie Savage uses his to let others know he is better thanthem.