Between them, Danielle Lloyd and Gemma Atkinson have snogged at least four footballers, perhaps more. We’re talking Ronaldo, Sheringham, Defoe - all the greats. And yet, they no longer appear to fit the modern footballer’s distinguished palate, with Lloyd opting instead to service musicians, and Atkinson hunting around for dates in a set of aggressive leather trousers. Still, no matter, they will be back, especially if their raunchy calendars are anything to go by.
In her version, Atkinson has perfected an interesting arm-draping pose that looks fantastic/weird. While Lloyd has opted to showcase typical everyday shots, such as “legs akimbo on a balcony”, “bed sitting during Roman times”, and “bathroom nakedness”. But which one of these steamy young vixens is hotter? Let us know with a vote, then enjoy their art after the jump…
No doubt about it, before he started wearing womanly hats and smearing treacle into his bulbous stomach, Ronaldo was having a terrific time with the girls. The steamy lady pictured is Raica, a Brazilian supermodel, who had the pleasure of bed-partnering the legendary centre forward in around 2005/2006. Shortly before he started going all weird.
As well as enjoying nights out with his righteous toothiness, Raica has made quite a name for herself as a model, specifically a swimsuit and lingerie one. In fact, she was one of the lucky beauties featured in the eagerly awaited Sports Illustrated underpants calendar in 2007. That makes her one heck of a gal.
Finnish/ Italian beauty who may or may not own any clothes
Finnish actress and model Anna Kristiina Palomäki was raised by her mother in Italy, but found that her surname was prohibitive to getting the kind of work that a pretty young lady with ample cleavage deserves in the boot-shaped nation (i.e. naked calendars, dodgy films and cheap-looking-vaguely-pornographic entertainment shows). Soon after she changed her moniker to Anna Falchi, however, her fortunes changed and she eventually enjoyed a fling with serial WAG-rutter Matteo Ferrari (who has also sampled the delights of nudity fans Debora Salvalaggio and Aída Yéspica).
Well, it was only a matter of time wasn’t it? The very second that the football season comes to an end, the nation’s favourite WAGs and their buddies hurl their delicate bikinis into big expensive suitcases and journey around the world sipping fruity cocktails, and smearing one another in various oils and lotions.
