Bravery/ stupidity immortalised on YouTube

Colombian scorpion kick specialist Rene ‘El Loco’ Higuita is known for his brave advances up the field, but not every shot stopper can pull it off. This poor soul, playing for Gama in the Campeonato Brasileiro Série B will probably stay glued to his line for the next few games.

[The Offside]

Route one football in its purest form

Avaí shot stopper Eduardo Martini fancied getting on the scoresheet, but be bothered to leave his own eighteen yard box. Fortunately, he found a solution to his lazy problem.

[101 Great Goals via The Offside]