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Nereida Gallardo strips, Kaka unleashes Hell


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Kaka redefines Italian fashion

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Nereida Gallardo and her pals take their clothes off

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Make money on England/USA

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Capello fluffs his lines

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Posted: May 28th, 2008 by Josh Burt

John Terry named England captain - surely some mistake?


Chelsea man weeps his way into Capello’s heart

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Everyone has been bleating and blathering about how it took courage for Terry to stand up and take the dreaded fifth penalty in the Champions League final. What bottle, they weep, moved by his bravery. And yet, have they forgotten what actually happened? The guy missed it. It was a BAD decision to take it.

But it’s amazing what a few tears can achieve

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Posted: May 27th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Beckham offers poor defence for his (lack of) fitness


The serial blogger may have got the maths slightly wrong

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David Beckham took time out of his intensive training schedule yesterday to post a blog on his official website:

I am sure you will have read a lot of Mr Capello’s call to leave me out of the squad but in truth I admire him as a manager and respect his decision. In his explanation, he said that it was purely down to match fitness and that it was unfair to the other players, competing week in and week out for their clubs, to include me in the squad.

A lot has been made of my trips to Sierra Leone and Brazil but these were only a total of four days in six weeks. I postponed my holidays to spend five days a week training with Arsenal and I did everything possible make myself available for England.

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Posted: February 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

See the new England away kit


It’s ‘more than just a football shit’

England Kit Launch

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Posted: February 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Beckham deals with pain of rejection by getting new tattoo


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Posted: February 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Beckham’s charity excuse was rubbish


Footballers who don’t hate worthy causes manage to attend

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Last night’s huge Cystic Fibrosis charity event at the Dorchester Hotel brought out plenty of stars from the world of football including John Terry, Peter Crouch, Emmanuel Adebayor, William Gallas, Gael Clichy, SWP, Wayne Bridge, David Dein, Arsene Wenger and Alan Sugar.

So where was Beckham? In the end

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Posted: February 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

The reason Beckham isn’t in the England squad


He’s been out promoting the brand

David Beckham

The breaking news is that David Beckham will not be earning his 100th England cap against Switzerland next week, despite insisting that he is ‘fit and sharp […] and ready to be selected’.

Capello obviously doesn’t share this view

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Posted: January 31st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey