Caroline Celico to bring Brazilian church denomination to Spain

While Kaka keeps La Liga from becoming a godless enterprise this season, his wife Caroline Celico will try to spread the Holy word through the streets of the Spanish capital by becoming a pastor.

Caroline and Kaka were married by the Renascer em Cristo (Reborn in Christ Church) in 2005, and in the video above, the Real Madrid star’s better half is inducted into the Evangelist denomination by church founder Sônia Hernandes. While embracing her young son Luca Celico Leite, Caroline explains her intention of bringing the Brazilian denomination to Madrid:

“While Dad is scoring goals, we will crush the head of the devil.”

Continuing with this vaguely terrifying tone, she says:

“Adolescents in this world are only about prostitution, smoking drinking and drugs.”