“The surgically enhanced serial bedmate-to-the-stars”

Alicia Douvall was inducted into the world of waggery in 2000, when she started going out with Dwight Yorke (”I didn’t even know who he was. I just wanted someone to look after me and my daughter”). The glamour model was devastated when he cheated on her with fierce rival Jordan, and has since enjoyed “relationships (read:”shameless kiss-and-tells”) with Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Dean Gaffney, Lee Ryan, and Mick Hucknall.

The hottest Liverpudlian singer since, er, Cilla

Bristol City’s showboating striker Lee Trundle has never played in the Premiership, but in 2007 he entered the WAG top flight via his alliance with Atomic Kitten popstar Liz McClarnon. The couple were united by their mutual appreciation of Everton FC, but sadly their eternal flame extinguished in November 2007 and they went their separate ways.

A Miss Italy who has had more ‘ballers than hot dinners

It is inevitable that the conquests of two of Italian football’s greatest man-whores would overlap, and they have done exactly that in 23-year-old model and showgirl Debora Salvalaggio. She has been steamrollered by Christian Vieri (who has also enjoyed the company of Melissa Satta, Elena Santarelli and Elisabetta Canalis) and Filippo Inzaghi (see Sara Tommasi, Elena Barolo and Aída Yéspica), and also Matteo Ferrari and Simone Inzaghi.

As if this footballer CV isn’t impressive enough, the former Miss Italy contestant (surprise, surprise) is currently engaged to Portuguese Inter Milan youngster Vítor Hugo Gomes Paços, also known as Pélé.