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Has WAG Chanelle Hayes infected the Middlesbrough team with swine flu?


Former Big Brother star may have brought epidemic to Teeside

Chanelle Hayes

Faces nightclub noticed a dramatic decrease in business recently, as two of its most loyal patrons - WAGs Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton - were enjoying a luxury holiday in Mexico.

While the trip was undoubtedly intended to alleviate the stresses of occasionally taking their clothes off in Nuts, the Big Brother beauties may have come home with a little more than a tan: The Daily Star claim the pair are being checked out by doctors to make sure they haven’t caught the deadly piggy flu.

Chanelle Hayes

Chanelle is slowly working her way through the Middlesbrough team, and is currently dating midfielder Matthew Bates. If she is found to be carrying the flu, it is very likely Bates will have it, and therefore the entire Boro squad would have to be checked out.

Fortunately for Tottenham, Chantelle Houghton no longer entertaining Jermain Defoe.

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Posted: April 29th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Ferguson attacks Benitez, Mourinho mocks Del Piero and Chanelle Hayes loses clothes


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In case you missed it on Wednesday night, Arsene Wenger showed his players that he too can break out some dance moves when celebrating a goal
[Youtube]

Sir Alex Ferguson has accused Rafael Benitez of “arrogance” and “contempt”
[F365]

Jose Mourinho taunts Alessandro Del Piero ahead of tomorrow’s Derby d’Italia
[Goal]

West Ham are about to be taken over by a consortium of international banks
[The Guardian]

The FA have assured David Moyes that Mike Riley is not a Man Utd fan
[The Sun]

WAG Chanelle Hayes adopts the “hand bra”
[on 205th]

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Posted: April 17th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

New West Ham buyers, Redknapp’s alcohol ban and Chanelle Hayes naked fun


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POW! Right in the kisser!
[101GG]

Alex tries to kill Peter Crouch
[Off The Post]

Why Newcastle could maybe get some kind of result when Manchester Utd visit tonight.
[chickendinner]

Luka Modric denies speculation that he is off to Italy
[FansFC]

West Ham are talking to five prospective new owners
[Daily Mail]

WAG Chanelle Hayes has misplaced her clothes (slightly NSFW)
[CamelTap]

Harry Redknapp runs an alcohol-free club - bad news for Ledley King
[Daily Express]

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Posted: March 4th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 219: Chantelle Houghton


Jermain Defoe boffs yet another glamour girl

WAG Chantelle Houghton

Essex girl Chantelle Houghton came to the nation’s attention when she highlighted the farcical nature of Celebrity Big Brother, easily winning the competition despite having no fame whatsoever. She then married fellow contestant Samuel Preston (the hypocritical chap from that band who had a fantastic first album that contained lyrics heavily criticising those who “sell out”) and slowly worked her way towards an inexplicable massive fortune.

These days, Chantelle does her best Jordan impression, hanging around London nightclubs with fellow WAG wannabes Chanelle Hayes and not-a-racist Danielle Lloyd. The latter is currently very angry with her former BBF for going where so many sketchy virtuous girls have gone before - into the arms of prolific nightclub swordsman Jermain Defoe.

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Posted: November 13th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Anna Kournikova blogs, Avram parties and America forgets about Beckham


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Fancy some spread betting on the FA Cup Final?
[chickendinner]

Revving Girls: the least eco-friendly foot fetish out there
[Grid Crasher]

Avram Grant spent last night with shameless WAG Z-lister Chanelle Hayes
[Chelsea Pies]

Ex-Basketball Legend Charles Barkley owes $400,000 to a casino
[WithLeather]

Find out which film Anna Kournikova just watched and other trifling nonsense on her revamped official website
[Kournikova.com]

Sky Sports’ slightly depressing new advert
[101GreatGoals]

American sports agency apologises for ‘forgetting about David Beckham’
[The Offside Rules]

Very funny: Extending album art
[Best Week Ever]

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Posted: May 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG sex tape leaked!


Despite predictions to the contrary, Norbit didn’t bring around the collapse of Western civilisation. Chanelle Hayes‘ homage to Paris Hilton’s film debut, however, might have just damned us all.

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Posted: April 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Chanelle Hayes enjoys dancing about in lingerie


Pseudo-WAG launches pseudo-pop career

As a one-time conquest of Middlesbrough’s Seb Hines, Chanelle Hayes‘ relationship with the footballing world is almost as tenuous as her relationship with the music industry. Via the manipulation of double tracking, a whole heap of reverb and various other studio trickery, Chanelle has recently launched a pop career. The song is hideously derivative and uninspired, but her decision to wear lingerie throughout this generic mess is her saving grace.

Click the little picture of Chanelle in her brassiere to see her contribution to the collapse of western civilisation. Then check out Cheryl Cole’s latest effort to see which you hate more.

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Posted: April 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG of the Day No. 47: Chanelle Hayes


Reality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her

Chanelle Hayes

The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who appeared on last year’s Big Brother with the intention of emulating her heroine Posh Spice. Last week she moved one step closer to the lifestyle of her idol, as she officially became the WAG of Middlesbrough defender Seb Hines.

Today, however, it appears that her lifelong WAG ambition has been put on hiatus, as details of Hines’ pregnant live-in girlfriend and two-year-old daughter have emerged. Funny, you’d think that kind of thing would have come up in conversation on the first date…

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Posted: March 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey