Former Big Brother star may have brought epidemic to Teeside
Faces nightclub noticed a dramatic decrease in business recently, as two of its most loyal patrons - WAGs Chanelle Hayesand Chantelle Houghton - were enjoying a luxury holiday in Mexico.
While the trip was undoubtedly intended to alleviate the stresses of occasionally taking their clothes off in Nuts, the Big Brother beauties may have come home with a little more than a tan: The Daily Starclaim the pair are being checked out by doctors to make sure they haven’t caught the deadly piggy flu.
Chanelle is slowly working her way through the Middlesbrough team, and is currently dating midfielder Matthew Bates. If she is found to be carrying the flu, it is very likely Bates will have it, and therefore the entire Boro squad would have to be checked out.
Fortunately for Tottenham, Chantelle Houghton no longer entertaining Jermain Defoe.
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[F365]
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[Goal]
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[The Guardian]
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[The Sun]
Essex girl Chantelle Houghton came to the nation’s attention when she highlighted the farcical nature of Celebrity Big Brother, easily winning the competition despite having no fame whatsoever. She then married fellow contestant Samuel Preston (the hypocritical chap from that band who had a fantastic first album that contained lyrics heavily criticising those who “sell out”) and slowly worked her way towards an inexplicable massive fortune.
These days, Chantelle does her best Jordan impression, hanging around London nightclubs with fellow WAG wannabes Chanelle Hayes and not-a-racist Danielle Lloyd. The latter is currently very angry with her former BBF for going where so many sketchy virtuous girls have gone before - into the arms of prolific nightclub swordsman Jermain Defoe.
Despite predictions to the contrary, Norbit didn’t bring around the collapse of Western civilisation. Chanelle Hayes‘ homage to Paris Hilton’s film debut, however, might have just damned us all.
As a one-time conquest of Middlesbrough’s Seb Hines, Chanelle Hayes‘ relationship with the footballing world is almost as tenuous as her relationship with the music industry. Via the manipulation of double tracking, a whole heap of reverb and various other studio trickery, Chanelle has recently launched a pop career. The song is hideously derivative and uninspired, but her decision to wear lingerie throughout this generic mess is her saving grace.
Click the little picture of Chanelle in her brassiere to see her contribution to the collapse of western civilisation. Then check out Cheryl Cole’s latest effort to see which you hate more.
Reality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her
The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who appeared on last year’s Big Brother with the intention of emulating her heroine Posh Spice. Last week she moved one step closer to the lifestyle of her idol, as she officially became the WAG of Middlesbrough defender Seb Hines.
Today, however, it appears that her lifelong WAG ambition has been put on hiatus, as details of Hines’ pregnant live-in girlfriend and two-year-old daughter have emerged. Funny, you’d think that kind of thing would have come up in conversation on the first date…
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