The Spoiler

Anna Kournikova blogs, Avram parties and America forgets about Beckham


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Fancy some spread betting on the FA Cup Final?
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Revving Girls: the least eco-friendly foot fetish out there
[Grid Crasher]

Avram Grant spent last night with shameless WAG Z-lister Chanelle Hayes
[Chelsea Pies]

Ex-Basketball Legend Charles Barkley owes $400,000 to a casino
[WithLeather]

Find out which film Anna Kournikova just watched and other trifling nonsense on her revamped official website
[Kournikova.com]

Sky Sports’ slightly depressing new advert
[101GreatGoals]

American sports agency apologises for ‘forgetting about David Beckham’
[The Offside Rules]

Very funny: Extending album art
[Best Week Ever]

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Posted: May 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG sex tape leaked!


Despite predictions to the contrary, Norbit didn’t bring around the collapse of Western civilisation. Chanelle Hayes‘ homage to Paris Hilton’s film debut, however, might have just damned us all.

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Posted: April 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Chanelle Hayes enjoys dancing about in lingerie


Pseudo-WAG launches pseudo-pop career

As a one-time conquest of Middlesbrough’s Seb Hines, Chanelle Hayes‘ relationship with the footballing world is almost as tenuous as her relationship with the music industry. Via the manipulation of double tracking, a whole heap of reverb and various other studio trickery, Chanelle has recently launched a pop career. The song is hideously derivative and uninspired, but her decision to wear lingerie throughout this generic mess is her saving grace.

Click the little picture of Chanelle in her brassiere to see her contribution to the collapse of western civilisation. Then check out Cheryl Cole’s latest effort to see which you hate more.

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Posted: April 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG of the Day No. 47: Chanelle Hayes


Reality star has had her WAG dream cruelly snatched from her

Chanelle Hayes

The UK media’s hunger for all things Beckham has meant even those who attempt to imitate our celeb royalty get a great deal of coverage in the press. Hence, you will probably know of Chanelle Hayes, a 20-year-old who appeared on last year’s Big Brother with the intention of emulating her heroine Posh Spice. Last week she moved one step closer to the lifestyle of her idol, as she officially became the WAG of Middlesbrough defender Seb Hines.

Today, however, it appears that her lifelong WAG ambition has been put on hiatus, as details of Hines’ pregnant live-in girlfriend and two-year-old daughter have emerged. Funny, you’d think that kind of thing would have come up in conversation on the first date…

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Posted: March 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey