The slightly dull national team shirt just got interesting
For too long, the attractive ladies of our fair nation have been crying out for a means of displaying their patriotism and most of their skin simultaneously. Finally, their needs have been met with the England bikini kit.
It looks like something Sepp Blatter dreamed as part of his crusade to ’sex up’ the ladies’ game, but the skimpy uniform has come to pass thanks to the chaps at Loaded magazine, who have commissioned a number of England kit designs to be auctioned on behalf of the PSP Association (a charidee dedicated to the support of people with Progressive Supranuclear Palsy).
The Spoiler’s second favourite design from the range is the world’s first England kit for dogs. That’s right, dogs…
The Real Madrid squad recently delivered some length on the fairway for a charity golf event. Spain’s most handsome man* Sergio Ramos (*as voted by Sergio Ramos) was on fine form, but there was something disturbing happening on his stomach…
Moronic Chelsea star lives it up while the missus is out of town
As a kind spirit who no longer beats up toilet attendants, Cheryl Cole is currently doing her bit for charity by climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief.
Her lovable husband Ashley Cole was also at a charity event last night, but decided to spice up the evening with a trip to a South Kensington nightclub and a drunk and disorderly arrest:
The Daily Mail online claims that Cole was arrested after repeatedly swearing at police outside the Collection nightclub in Brompton Road, South Kensington.Cole had attended a charity event at Chelsea Football Club before heading to Collection, which he left at 2.15am.
After reportedly refusing to tone down his language, Cole was arrested and taken into custody to sober up, before being released three hours later with a fixed penalty notice of £80 for being drunk and disorderly.
We bet Mr Cole is feeling very sorry for himself today after that wallet busting fine. To stop such financially devastating incidents from occuring in the future, perhaps Guus Hiddink needs to ban his players from getting their crunk on, like Harry Redknapp has.
Milan loan star find odd way of encouraging charity
We’re not entirely sure if this advert is a suitable analogy for the need to protect African children with malaria nets, but it’s an extremely good cause all the same.
Increase your sense of self satisfaction by helping out at Malaria No More.
Remember yesterday when we showed you canvases designed by Premier League stars for charity? The Willow Foundation have also asked Hollywood celebs to donate their time and artistic skills to help raise money, and Matt Damon took the opportunity to show his Pro-Arsenal/ Anti-Spurs stance. The “tottenham sucks” artwork is currently fetching £62, quite a bit more than efforts by the likes of Eduardo and Jamie Redknapp.
Fear no, Spurs fans, for The Spoiler also brings you good Matt Damon-related news. Bourne Supremacy and Ultimatum director Paul Greengrass once teased BBC DJ (and Tottenham fan) Simon Mayo saying he would only make another Borune film if Spurs finished in the top four. An as-yet untitled Bourne project is now scheduled for a 2010 release, which can only mean that Mr Redknapp is all set to turn the table upside down…
Thanks to our BFF Vanessa at Kickette for the Spot
Footballers swap boots for paintbrushes for a good cause
Cesc Fabregas, age 21
Several Premier League stars have given up the brief space between training and nap time (that is usually occupied by story time) in order to discover their artistic side. The Willow Foundation, a charity that helps organise special days for the seriously ill, have produced 300 small canvases, each of which has been decorated by a sportsman or celebrity of some sort.
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