The real reason for Jermaine Jenas’ recent good form

In the 2007/08 season, Spurs midfielder Jermaine Jenas netted seven goals, produced solid and consistent performances every week and earned his first cap (and goal) in Capello’s England side against Switzerland [that’s his first cap under Capello’s regime, not for England in general - Ed.]. Some blame his transcendence on new manager and mentor Juande Ramos, but others give credit to his girlfriend of six years Sabrina Keogh, a lady who looks jolly smashing in a bikini.

Crystal Palace’s greatest contribution to Waggery, society

Anyone who has sat in the rickety wooden stand above the Player’s Lounge at Selhurst Park will know it’s not the most glamorous place in the world, yet you may frequently find WAGs Boutique star Elle Isaac sitting there, drinking in the crisp Croydon air. She met Palace and Barbados midfielder Paul Ifill while working as a bar manager in Brighton during her university holidays, and they had a daughter named Romy in 2006.

Jermain Defoe bags another Big Brother Z-Lister

Portsmouth ‘playa’ Jermain Defoe is continuing his one-man quest to steamroller every faux-chested glamour girl in the capital by secretly dating Big Brother 7 housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, according to The Daily Mirror:

“Jermain’s a bit of a love machine and is used to having a WAG around. Aisleyne is blonde and busty - she fits the bill perfectly.”

Defoe, who has previously graced Danielle Lloyd and Charlotte Meares with his charming company, was spotted ‘canoodling’ with her over dinner at the Fifty club in Mayfair last week. It’s good to know that Jermain has upheld his mantra of only entering a public building if it is classed as a ‘club’ and if silicone boobs are involved.

Did Charlotte Meares knock back the Arsenal shot stopper?

Just last week, Jens Lehmann was telling the world how few friends he has at Arsenal:

“I don’t socialise with my team-mates. Age-wise, they are closer to my sons than they are to me.”

The lanky German doesn’t make time for Fabregas and co, but that doesn’t he doesn’t like to paint the town red! Jenny No Mates is pictured above leaving Embassy Club in London on Saturday night, sporting a bin liner jacket (all the rage with ‘Partyboys’ in Berlin) and a grumpy pout that could turn milk sour. Jermain Defoe’s ex rutt-partner Charlotte Meares was socialising at the same establishment - this is surely more than just a sexy coincidence. Could

Portsmouth striker’s classy lass hits the town

Despite moving to the South Coast, Jermain Defoe simply can’t drag himself away from the scene at his favourite Gants Hill nightclub Faces. This is partially because he loves the music and ambiance, but mainly due to the fact that most of the clientele have had sex with him.

Last night, the Portsmouth striker was accompanied by ex-rutt parner Charlotte Meares was in attendance, but she was upstaged by the fashion sensibilities of Defoe’s latest conquest Sarah Giggle. She’s the pretty little thing who thought it appropriate to wear the charming ensemble shirt above in public, let alone to a nightclub.

Sarah, a dancer and glamour model from Essex, boasted in yesterday’s News of the World that Jermain put her away while Danielle Lloyd was having a breast augmentation earlier this year. The couple share a fairytale romance story: they met at a fetish party, he started sending her texts that would make Jim Davidson blush and before she knew it,

Ex-WAG gets over Jermain Defoe the best way she knows how

In case you don’t know the wretched story, Jermain Defoe was happily dating model Charlotte Meares, and they had planned a lavish wedding, which included a ‘five foot ice sculpture of their interlocked initials’. This classy affair, however, was put to an end by hate monger Danielle Lloyd, who

Buying a house with Jermain Defoe is a quick route to single life

She only stole him away from another WAG at the beginning of December, but Danielle Lloyd is already looking for a house to share with Jermain Defoe. Sorry, let me rephrase that: Danielle Lloyd is looking for a house to buy with Jermain Defoe’s money.

A ‘pal’ has revealed to Now Magazine that ‘they’re looking around the £2m mark. She fancies a little Shakespearian-style cottage with full-on beams, the whole shebang.’

While this sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to do after

From the social networking site that brought you anti-Danielle Lloydism

The model friend who invited me to join the ever-popular and well-publicised ‘Charlotte over Danielle any day’ group on Facebook has just started a new group on the social networking site.

The new group is named ‘The Anti WAGABE Society’, and it’s purpose is described below, via the medium of bad spelling and grammar:

WAG heartbreaker turns property show into redundant farce

According to this blog, Charlotte Meares and Jermaine Defoe had set their wedding date for July 5 2008. To cement their love, the happy couple were looking to invest in a holiday home, and decided to take part in the Channel Four show ‘A Million Pound Place in the Sun’. Then Danielle Lloyd happened.

Despite ‘Full of Hate’s’ carefully-orchestrated destruction of this relationship, the show will still air – and here’s a sneak peak of what to expect this Thursday night at 8pm:

“It’s WAG heaven in this million-pound special of the original and best foreign property series. Amanda Lamb jets to Majorca to help England footballer Jermaine Defoe and his fiancée Charlotte Meares find their ultimate place in the sun. With up to two million pounds to spend, can Amanda score with her selection of luxury properties, or will she get the red card as Jermaine and Charlotte struggle to find the perfect pad? Throughout the show Amanda travels to Europe’s most exclusive destinations to see what two million pounds can buy in the hottest property markets around. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it!”

I’m not a fancy financial expert, but I somehow think that poor Charlotte Meares is no longer in the market for a £2million property, and this show is about as relevant as watching re-runs of lottery draws. Thanks for ruining TV, Danielle.

There’s no place for racist models on social networking site

We at The Spoiler spend a more-than-reasonable amount of time on Facebook, and I was recently invited to a new group by a model friend. The group is called ‘Charlotte over Danielle any day’, and it’s position in the WAG war between Charlotte Meares and Danielle Lloyd is clear: ‘Charlotte is better off away from that c*nt and his slag of a girlfriend,’ reads the group description.

A number of prominent models, who Dani may have once counted among her friends, have joined the group in support of Miss Meares, and in thorough condemnation of Jermaine Defoe and his new tolerance-impaired WAG. Even Charlotte herself has posted on the group, and the terms ‘back stabbin [sic] bitch’ and ‘absolute slosh pot’ are used liberally.

Check it out and show your lack of support for Danielle Lloyd by joining here. And if you can’t see the page, you’re not a Facebook member, which technically means you don’t exist.