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Football rioting in Chile, lewdness in Germany and too much info on the F1 grid


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Kimi Raikkonen clearly doesn’t care that Martin Brundle is broadcasting live
[Grid Crasher]

A German amateur footballer received a fine and a ten match ban for his conduct in this team photo. Try to guess which player it is
[Abgefahrn blog]

Visit Betfair to see the Chelsea/ Manchester Utd Big Match Wizard
[Betfair]

A football riot in Chile leaves a linesman badly injured
[Bild]

You’d be pretty disappointed of you went to Hooters and one of these ladies served you
[Machochip]

Why Stewart Cink will be the Ryder Cup’s top American
[Polite Applause]

Who is the most successful manager - Big Phil or Fergie?
[The Offside]

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Posted: September 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Anger Robinho at your peril


Else he might end up doing a mural…

Robinho

Even after a 3-0 win against Chile at the weekend, Man City’s new Christ, Robinho, was livid. The Chileans hadn’t lined up against he and his Brazilian cohorts with the right quota of respect - the idiots had tried to play them at their own game! So he did what any infuriated artist would do - he punished them with some brutal changing room graffiti.

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Posted: September 10th, 2008 by Josh Burt

WAG No. 127: Pamela Diaz


Chile: exporters of wine, copper and top-heavy models

Pamela Diaz

In 2006, a tournament was held in Germany that gripped the attention of men all around the world. Of course, I’m referring to the Triumph Underwear Fashion Cup, where models gathered to show off lingerie with a vague sporting aesthetic. Competitors included (fat Brazilian) Ronaldo’s ex Raica Oliveira, Gianluigi Buffon’s lady Alena Seredova and Pamela Diaz, wife of Chilean striker Manuel Neira. Who were the winners of the tournament, you ask? You and I, friends.

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Posted: July 7th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 117: Luciana Salazar


Playboy model who is currently enjoying a ‘cyber-romance’ with fugly Barcelona star

Luciana Salazar gallery

Leo Messi
isn’t the most handsome sportsman in the world, but that hasn’t stopped him pursuing Playboy model and popular Argentinean media figure Luciana Salazar. The 27-year-old blonde is currently based in Buenos Aires, so with the exception of one phone call, their relationship has thus far blossomed exclusively online.

Apparently, Leo was planning dedicate a goal to her against Brazil last week with an ‘L for Luciana/loser’ hand salute. Unfortunately, that goal never happened, and Luciana and her ginormous chest remain un-saluted.

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Posted: June 23rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 78: Gisela Molinero


Pneumatic beauty cruelly snatched from these shores

Gisela Molinero

When Rafa Benitez let Mark Gonzalez move to Real Betis last year, the city of Liverpool didn’t just lose a tricky winger, but a splendid example of Waggery. Gonzalez’s fiancé Gisela Molinero battled for months to quit Chile for Merseyside, but she was denied by the Home Office. By the time she made it over to Blighty, she barely had a chance to pose in the Liverpool strip before being carted off to Spain. So sad.

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Posted: April 25th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Chileans find the perfect solution for dissent in football


Lock ‘em in a little cage!

South Americans are the undisputed world leaders in football violence (evidence here and here), and subsequently they are also pioneers in instilling respect among players. The latest solution for controlling and punishing aggressive players is to stick them in a special cage next to the pitch.

Expect to see one installed at every Premier League ground next season (and expect to see Joey Barton end up in one every week).

[101 Great Goals]

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Posted: April 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey