When attractive women forget their kits and their shame…

We hope that Santa brought you everything you wanted this year, but if not, The Spoiler has come through with the perfect gift. (Well, technically we stole it from The Offside, but that’s not important.)

Save for a Christmas jingle, the video has absolutely nothing to do with the festive period, but the chances of you looking at the video grab above and not playing it are pretty darn slim…

Did JT fancy Christmas with the wife and kids?

[Skip to 1.06]

In years gone by, certain players in lower leagues have privately admitted that they have had themselves dismissed to avoid training or travelling on Christmas day.

John Terry will almost certainly be spending Jesus’ birthday at home with his family - suddenly his clumsy studs-up challenge seems a little too convenient.

Thoughts?

The window opens in just ten days but everything has gone quiet

The Spoiler hasn’t even stopped to think about Christmas, such has been our tunnel vision in counting down the days until the transfer window opens. However, some of our friends in the tabloid press haven’t shown quite as much commitment which means there isn’t much gossip to share today. Here’s the best of what we found at the bottom of the barrel:

Roque Santa Cruz will meet Sam Allardyce
Blackburn’s wantaway striker Santa Cruz is going to come head-to-head with new boss Sam Allardyce today and will try to muster up the courage to tell him that he wants to leave next month.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Benni McCarthy, Jason Roberts and Matt Derbyshire have all got better Premier League goals-to-start ratios this season so Allardyce may consider cashing in.

More talk of a FIRE SALE! at West Ham

Alena, Eva and the angry snowman are waiting for you…

Click here to open the WAGvent Calendar!

If not, there’s a ridiculously good looking lady waiting for you

Click here to open the WAGvent Calendar!

Sexy bonus: Enjoy exclusive shots from the 2009 Calendars of Danielle Lloyd, Amii Grove, and Nicola McLean…

See the rest after the jump…

Enjoy the build up to Christmas with the help of attractive ladies

Is the cold weather, murderous shopping conditions and the prospect of another dreadfully forgettable X Factor Christmas number one getting you down? Well, if mummy doesn’t buy you an advent calendar anymore and you happen to like the idea of extraordinarily good looking WAGs decorated in slightly festive attire, we have a fantastic daily solution to your yuletide woes…

Click here to open the WAGvent Calendar!

Ronaldo and co to buy each other cheap tat

“Secret Santa” systems are usually reserved for drab offices full of mutual loathing, but two years ago Jose Mourinho also “raised morale” at Chelsea with a secret present draw. This year, the highly paid stars at Manchester Utd will refrain from grotesque spending gestures, parting with just £5 for Christmas gifts:

“Alex didn’t want the lads openly flaunting their wealth this Christmas, with most families struggling.”

So spending as little as a fiver will go down well. A few players already have their thinking caps on about what might be appropriate and raise a giggle.”

If the players are struggling for worthless rubbish to give each other gift ideas, they should visit this site - there’s a “strip tease pen” for C-Ron, something called a “Moody Face” for Berbatov and a charming Hello Kitty letter set, with which Carlos Tevez could write to the many beautiful women he is [allegedly] having affairs with.

[The Sun]

Every cloud has a silver etc…

How’s about this for a saying - better to be rich and miserable, than poor and miserable. The Spoiler just made it up, and as sayings go, it’s up there with the best. The Spoiler has already pointed out that Spurs definitely won’t win a Premier League game before Christmas, but over at Paddy Power, they’re still trading at odds of 25/1 on that exact outcome. So stop drinking, Spurs fans, remove the air rifles from your mouths, and click here to make some serious money!

Nice one Juande!