Even the best have problems, you know…

Great footballers, the really good ones, need a vice. It’s kind of like a yin/yang, pleasure/pain thing. Maradona needed great big buckets of finest cocaine to counter his amazing touch, Garrincha - the legendary Brazilian - insisted on drink driving and having tonnes of animalistic sex to take the shine off his brilliance. And now, it turns out that Ronaldo (the real one, not the poser), likes to temper his natural ability with a cheeky cig on a yacht in Spain.

Phil Neville, you might notice, is squeaky clean.

Joining Ronny on his luxury boat were his pregnant lover Maria Beatriz Anthony, and a load of other people just swanning around in dinky little swimming costumes.