The latest transfer news fresh from the rumour vine
Arsene Wenger recently rocked the footballing world by sending a fax to Milan, warning them to stop sniffing around Emmanuel Adebayor. The threat in itself wasn’t the shock, but rather his method of communication - Internazionale’s fax machine had probably been lying dormant since 1989 when the Frenchman’s choice words came through. If he runs out of fax paper, which surely can’t be bought in the 21st century, he’ll probably end up sending a telegram or a small messenger boy in a toga to Barcelona…
Emmanuel Adebayor to Barcelona
Arsene Wenger had just finished mopping his brow at the news Milan would accept Arsenal’s decision not to sell Adebayor when Barcelona rode in to declare the striker their number one target.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: A possibility considering Eto’o is leaving
Dani Guiza to Arsenal
But don’t fear Arsenal fans, what better way to recover from the loss of the Premier League’s joint-second goalscorer than by replacing him with La Liga’s number one?
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Maybe, Champions League clubs are bound to chase
Claude Makelele, Lillian Thuram, Robert Pires and Ludovic Giuly to Paris Saint Germain
Some bright spark at PSG has decided it would be a stroke of genius to bring together a group of French veterans who would surely take the league by storm and guarantee instant success.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: It seems not everyone in France watched Euro 2008
Peter Crouch to Portsmouth
Harry Redknapp has told
With no British presence, you’ll need something to look at
It was the 2006 World Cup that really embedded the concept of Waggery deep into the conscience of this tiny island we all share, yet this summer, Posh, Cheryl et al will not be spending their time in the finest hard plastic seats Switzerland and Austria have to offer. Thanks, Mr McClaren.
This does not mean, however, that the stands will be devoid of eye candy - far from it. Sylvie (above), wife of Holland’s Rafael van der Vaart, will be just one of many devastatingly beautiful WAGs who will have pitch side snappers aiming their long lenses in the opposite direction to Dirk Kuyt.
Click here for more pictures of Sylvie van der Vaart, and check out the rest of Euro 2008’s hottest WAGs after the jump
Arrgghhh, shouted The Sun newspaper, what an aggressive tackle - a two footer, no less. Meanwhile, the rest of the country stood back and applauded. Amongst them, a beautiful cowgirl known mysteriously as “Cheryl Cole” (pictured, below).
All the players rated according to their unpopularity
What a Champions League final. Two delighted sets of fans, then the rest of Europe all scratching their heads trying to figure out which of the teams they want to win less. The Spoiler has taken a long look at all of the players who should be involved, and marked them out of ten, using a state-of-the-art Hate-o-meter. Results follow…
The French supermodel is slowly taking over the high street
Ever ended up completely stranded in Marks & Spencers’ lingerie department, without an exit strategy or the faintest idea how you ended up there? It happened to Father Ted, and it’s a situation that is frequently occurring up and down the UK, due to the
