Spain’s first cloned pig named after Real Madrid star

This week, scientists at the University of Murcia produced Spain’s first ever litter of cloned pigs, using the same nuclear transfer technique that brought Dolly the sheep into the world.

Feeling that it would be a little passé to use the names of country western singer with large mammary glands, one of the surviving piglets has been named Kaka.

[El Mundo Deportivo]

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When it comes to removing unsightly logos and making people look infinitely more attractive than they actually are, Photoshop is a man’s best friend. Use it unwisely, however, and you become a laughing stock. A Spanish newspaper learnt this the hard way, when they let the work experience kid remove an advertisement for a rival publication.

They could do with a hand from The Spoiler’s design team, who are capable of genius like this.