Our man is stranded at a bus stop

Breaking news just in from Spoiler associate editor Michael Lintorn, trying to make his way to Old Trafford for tonight’s Premier League encounter with West Ham:

“Same old West Ham. They booked 49 people onto a 38 person coach. Now it looks like they are going to have to call an extra one for us cast offs!”

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Says emotional man who mistakenly thought Ramos was going to share his English pounds with him

Not everyone, it seems, is pleased that Juande Ramos has got himself a big fat job in England. At his old club Sevilla, for “not everyone” read “no one”. The latest of his old friends to take to the papers to describe their good mate’s shabby attitude is his former agent, a Mr Torres, who wrongly assumed he would be getting a taste of whatever currency they use at Spurs.

“He turned his back on me, the same as he did to