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Barnet show us how to celebrate a goal

William Gallas’ huge chrome penis-shaped car
[The Sun]

Come Twitter with us
[Twitter]

The West Ham/ Sheffield Utd Carlos Tevez affair appears to have been resolved
[Sky Sports]

(Fat) Ronaldo will try to promise to try to think about giving up transsexual prostitutes
[Off The Post]

An Italian side had their kit stolen, so had to improvise
[Dirty Tackle]

An Iraqi footballer has been shot dead as he was about to score an equalising goal
[BBC]

Liverpool linked with Gabriel Heinze
[Caught Offside]