The gal we all hate to love loses her WAG status because she was getting ‘too serious’

When Jermain Defoe’s uncontrollable libido pointed in the direction of renowned former-racist Danielle Lloyd, it looked like a match made in heaven: two people who can’t stay out of nightclubs and who love a good casual steamrolling sesh. However, Miss Lloyd became ‘too serious’ for Jermain, and found herself struck off the WAG list once again. In their tiny world of vague emotional attachments and misused sentiments, getting ‘too serious’ didn’t refer to talks of engagement or moving in together, but rather that Dani wanted one of those useless little dogs that Paris ‘waste of blood and organs’ Hilton carries about in her handbag.